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MitchPowellLive

  1. I think this may have been George Carlin: "I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the... fb.me/29GpPsJhg about 1 hour ago via Facebook
  2. The shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line (think about it for a moment.) about 1 hour ago via Facebook
  3. I'm in perfektenschlagg about 4 hours ago via Facebook
  4. People get so worked up about the word that they can't hear what it's really saying. The fact is that "I hope... fb.me/1yNYadjZV 8:13 PM May 30th via Facebook
  5. Surely you are joking,’ the grammarian said hopefully. fb.me/1xkoVxX8q 8:12 PM May 30th via Facebook
  6. Why is there something rather than nothing? fb.me/15jdaQqub 3:25 AM May 30th via Facebook
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  8. There is a point, when you cannot walk away, when you have to stand up straight and tall, and mean the words you... fb.me/1Q4u5QW4R 12:08 AM May 30th via Facebook
  9. I will wipe away the saddest tears that fall from your blue eyes... fb.me/1m2Mai2bq 12:05 AM May 30th via Facebook
  10. Don't forget your pocketbook, honey Or your toothbrush. Don't forget you toothbrush, dear... fb.me/1i3k7rJj3 11:58 PM May 29th via Facebook
  11. He's crazy as hell. fb.me/1DQ7cd9mj 10:53 PM May 29th via Facebook
  12. Quick! What's the hexadecimal number of that color? fb.me/1r17PAs84 10:29 PM May 29th via Facebook
  13. Limping. 9:08 PM May 29th via Facebook
  14. I'm in my corner. It's fun in here! 8:49 PM May 29th via Facebook
  15. So what if this video is old? This can still work just fine. fb.me/1bnBZw7zk 7:29 PM May 29th via Facebook
  16. Excited Delirium? You can't make this stuff up. fb.me/16lNlHCg2 5:20 PM May 29th via Facebook
  17. Happy Memorial Day, everyone! Have a soothing soak in some opera for a second. fb.me/1Jqx25pua 1:50 PM May 28th via Facebook
  18. Cool! fb.me/11Imbqyd6 9:38 PM May 27th via Facebook
  19. If I were the king of the forest, fb.me/1Gv4GNojS 8:05 PM May 26th via Facebook
  20. What do they got that I ain't got? fb.me/14hRk6oqW 7:58 PM May 26th via Facebook