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  2. The shortest distance between two jokes is a straight line (think about it for a moment.)
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  13. Limping.
  14. I'm in my corner. It's fun in here!
  15. So what if this video is old? This can still work just fine. fb.me/1bnBZw7zk
  16. Excited Delirium? You can't make this stuff up. fb.me/16lNlHCg2
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