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  1. This has been the longest 4 day week in history. Time to out of here and get that 24oz of Anchor Steam I've been thinking about all day.5:00 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  2. Any man requesting Smirnoff Ice for the 4th deserves a cockpunch. It's going to be awkward to dish this one out in the office.3:19 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  3. @chrisilluminati Consider it done.2:03 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to chrisilluminati
  4. Everyone here is zoned out. I just sang the tune of the Airwolf theme song for two mintues, loudly, and didn't get a so much as a "meh".1:56 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  5. @benmarvin Isn't that just the Super Wal*Mart?12:36 PM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to benmarvin
  6. I need to quit wasting time and start working on how I can scam my way into a half day.11:21 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  7. @gmkelly I think you need one of these. http://bit.ly/12LrPk11:12 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  8. @MovieQuotesQuiz Jurassic Park, Jeff Goldblum #ilovemovies #movies #film #quote #quiz #trivia11:11 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck in reply to MovieQuotesQuiz
  9. I just had my mind blown. I had no idea there were 50 kinds of dinosaurs on Noah's Ark. http://bit.ly/nneSG10:36 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  10. Our first @TastyBooze stickers have finally arrived and we are looking to send them out to anyone who wants one. http://bit.ly/WX1Ii9:04 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  11. It seems impossible that any day could be less productive than Friday but the day before a 3 day weekend pulls it off by orders of magnitude8:46 AM Jul 2nd from TweetDeck
  12. RT @cat_haiku: ooh, a ball of string / am I supposed to go wild? / give me a break, man #haiku3:39 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  13. Had high hopes for the ahi tuna burger but once again The Ram disappointed. It's joined Applebee's in the "aggressively mediocre" category.3:38 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  14. Probably need 6 more of these. That way I can wear them as an undershirts and always be prepared for zombies. http://bit.ly/13rFra2:20 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  15. I've been holding out for lunch on the company dime but at this rate it's going to be an early dinner.2:13 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  16. I'm actually a little upset that I just spent 10 minutes arguing about whether or not Sham-wow-Vince has a monotonous sales pitch.12:40 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  17. I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday. Whatever virus is trying to auto-mail people about porn movies didn't magically appear.12:25 PM Jul 1st from TweetDeck
  18. RT @cat_haiku: when I’m wet, post-bath / you laugh at my appearance / someone's getting cut #haiku3:51 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
  19. Only a true friend pulls your dick out so you don't piss yourself while your both handcuffed in the back of a cop car. http://bit.ly/Ulfei1:31 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck
  20. @laurnkelly http://bit.ly/zAKvU, http://bit.ly/avKAU, http://bit.ly/da96l or if you want to go old school Betsy Ross http://bit.ly/2mey8a1:29 PM Jun 30th from TweetDeck in reply to laurnkelly
  • Name Mitch Martin
  • Location Somewhere south of Seattle.
  • Web http://tastybooze...
  • Bio If I don't upset one person each day with my impatience and constant air of superiority I'm not doing my job as an IT guy.
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