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  1. @gmkelly Isn't vegetarian chili really just a bean salad?
  2. Bacon, good. Beer, good. This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen. http://bit.ly/4z4jYl
  3. "I've got my magnum condoms, my wad of hundreds and I'm ready to plow." --Frank Reynolds
  4. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia followed by The League, this day finally got awesome.
  5. "Twi-hards", really!? I can't wait for this Twilight bullshit to go away. It is going to go away right? Right?
  6. Fuck, a late contractor is forcing me to miss happy hour with @gmkelly, @maewing and @geoffderry. Have an extra beer for me gentlemen.
  7. It never ceases to amaze me how one phone call can totally fuck your day.
  8. Stepping away from the Ebay. Almost bid on a vintage lighter. I haven't thought, "Fuck, I wish I had fire in my pocket." in at least 3 years
  9. Ohhhhh, the email is from "Dice Partners". That makes more sense. I'm not interested in being "Dick Partners" with anyone.
  10. @ImAVeronica Sorry, had to test out the new retweet on something and DeVito's foot seemed like the logical choice.
  11. Apparently I'm part of a group beta testing the new RT feature. I wish I had a fucking clue what that meant. What was wrong with the old RT?
  12. RT @Danny_DeVito: Troll foot shops for a birthday lamp http://yfrog.com/4i2xsj
  13. @s_tastic Whoa, welcome back. Long time no tweet.
  14. @maewing You can never go wrong with a suit. Maybe skip the tie. I would always error on the side of over as opposed to under dressed.
  15. @benmarvin Yeah, I'm hooked. Worked flawlessly in my car. How's the Cliq compared to the G1?
  16. @gmkelly I'm currently losing the battle royale. Left 4 Dead 2 is pretty awesome. Do yourself a favor and pick it up.
  17. Going to test out the Last.fm app I downloaded for my G1 on the drive home. If it works I might not need an iPod after all.
  18. Looking forward to some crock-pot chicken mole tonight. A 3 1/2 star recipe from allrecipes.com is risky but hopefully it's edible.
  19. I'm coming home with Left 4 Dead 2 and @s_tastic is looking forward to the Biggest Loser makeovers. This could be a battle royale.
  20. Nice try last.fm. You almost snuck that Smash Mouth song by me.