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This has been the longest 4 day week in history. Time to out of here and get that 24oz of Anchor Steam I've been thinking about all day.5:00 PM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
Any man requesting Smirnoff Ice for the 4th deserves a cockpunch. It's going to be awkward to dish this one out in the office.3:19 PM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
Everyone here is zoned out. I just sang the tune of the Airwolf theme song for two mintues, loudly, and didn't get a so much as a "meh".1:56 PM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
It seems impossible that any day could be less productive than Friday but the day before a 3 day weekend pulls it off by orders of magnitude8:46 AM Jul 2ndfrom TweetDeck
Had high hopes for the ahi tuna burger but once again The Ram disappointed. It's joined Applebee's in the "aggressively mediocre" category.3:38 PM Jul 1stfrom TweetDeck
I've been holding out for lunch on the company dime but at this rate it's going to be an early dinner.2:13 PM Jul 1stfrom TweetDeck
I'm actually a little upset that I just spent 10 minutes arguing about whether or not Sham-wow-Vince has a monotonous sales pitch.12:40 PM Jul 1stfrom TweetDeck
I didn't fall off the turnip truck yesterday. Whatever virus is trying to auto-mail people about porn movies didn't magically appear.12:25 PM Jul 1stfrom TweetDeck