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  1. half of my house is tidy, the other half isn't. I don't really care.
  2. I hate my pants. They keep venturing into places that pants shouldn't really go.
  3. according to @stevedangerous our son's head is "extra pointy" today
  4. trying to pick films to add to my love film list. Any suggestions on what to rent?
  5. On lunch hay fever sucks ass
  6. Why are our builders always on break when i am?
  7. Worried about my little man hope charlie is coping ok
  8. Everyone is eating ice cream but me i have been missed out bugger
  9. tired and full of haribo
  10. Waiting for charlie have left tea at mothers oops
  11. Eating a feast. Happy bunny now.
  12. @stevedangerous is "im such a retard" a new game for chavs?
  13. Hate that little man is sick. Would set myself on fire if it would fix it.
  14. Oh dear, woke up at 2:30, massive amount to do, will probably do nothing instead.
  15. http://bit.ly/1WRE2
  16. Can't believe hes dead
  17. am I good or bad person for threatening a doctors receptionist to get an appointment today for my little boy?
  18. Going slightly crazy trying to work out my taxable income
  19. Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! I hate hate hate hate hate this!
  20. I really hate filling out tax credit renewal forms!