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  1. must... have... coffee...
  2. may have lost her underwear in a UVM parking lot.
  3. @boloco thanks for the follow -- love the burlington shop!
  4. All these guys who complain about not getting laid on Craigslist should reread their posts. who the hell would want to sleep with that? #btv
  5. RT @questlove: love small twn airports(#btv) just wish they'd be more honest@ security check when they pull me outta line for "random check"
  6. did MJ really appoint Diana Ross as 2nd in line to take care of his kids?
  7. I had no idea how many women bid their lady bits adieu with cake. http://bit.ly/wreuE
  8. RT: @shaytotten WSJ reports Gannett to cut 1000+ jobs http://bit.ly/BN23h #VT #BTV
  9. Are you single? Are you in VT? Then get your hot ass down to Nectar's tonight for some fun! Cool people, laid back atmosphere.
  10. A man and his foreskin http://bit.ly/wdrZN
  11. This year's VT Pride Party, Riot: The Stonewall Celebration http://www.highergroundmusi...
  12. @AntiHeroV lol
  13. VT Singles! Don't forget tomorrow night's iSpy party at Nectar's. Doors at 6:30. Lots of flirting, fun and cool people. Don't be shy, iSpy!
  14. @AntiHeroV Don't you know that my nickname is "Today?"
  15. Today can SUCK IT.
  16. @cresmer Chunky Creemees sound positively awful!
  17. RT @ShawnaCross Have you noticed the polka dot house on the way to Winooski with the words "compost not circumcision" painted on the front?!
  18. really enjoys when a man knows how to use a semicolon.
  19. @mhaithaca Thanks for the follow ;)
  20. can't seem to type "uncircumcised" without the help of spell check...