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Mister_Meeks

@BrightSpark_Dan Oh no, a poo testing kit in the post. Glad I've already eaten! #poopost #embarrassingbodies 12:25 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrightSpark_Dan
@BrightSpark_Dan Eclair thievery! Filled the bowl at 9:30 & it was empty at 3!! Btw, why r ppl skyping in to the Dr's #Eeeew 12:23 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BrightSpark_Dan
“@MartyBoy72: @Mister_Meeks Did the Lord bring them or was it the wife?” // It was a miracle my child, you must have beer faith! ;) 1:27 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
And lo he called to the heavens for beer and beer came forth before their eyes & the lord said, "Pringles as well!" twitter.com/Mister_Meeks/s… 1:19 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
I fear the wizard who sold me the ever lasting auto re-filling beer bottle may be laughing at me now :( #nevertrustawizard 1:14 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
AngryBritain I really shouldn't keep biscuits at home ... 1:05 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPad Retweeted by Mister_Meeks and 2 others
There's a blackbird on next doors roof going at it like a crazy street preacher. Strangely they both make about as much sense. 1:10 PM May 28th via Twitter for iPhone
Mowed, planted, strimmed, weeded, pruned & washed the cars. Now for a little medicine in my lovely garden. #andrelax twitter.com/Mister_Meeks/s… 1:23 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
A fab day with the sprinkler in the garden with me & the kiddiwinks running through the water, got soaked to the skin #simplepleasures 1:19 PM May 27th via Twitter for iPhone
Why is middle earth giving points? 3:07 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Thank you Estonia! #eurorvision 3:02 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Is the Swedish rep from Essex?? 2:59 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
AngryBritain By the end of tonight's #eurovision Englebert will have the hump I think ... 2:35 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by Mister_Meeks and 15 others
Nothing like predictable, political, independent & rigged, pre-determined voting. #eurorvision 2:34 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Oh dear, the middle 8 was a bit off & why have they nicked shoulder pads from the set of Dynasty? #eurorvision 2:25 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
#eurovision is the ultimate guilty cheesefest pleasure 2:14 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Are they making some if these countries up? #Eurovision 2:09 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Any chance #jedward can be put up for euthanasia? Missed opportunity for a couple of red dots on the forehead. #eurovisionsniper 1:53 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
“@jo_hoe: @Mister_Meeks are you teaching her the Saturday night fever dance? #cute” -/ she busts moves like her Daddy! 1:49 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone
Do you mind, I've had a very busy day. twitter.com/Mister_Meeks/s… 1:46 PM May 26th via Twitter for iPhone