MisterStuffins
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Is it just me, or does RETURN OF THE JEDI catch too much flak because of the Ewoks? Feels like a subtle form of racism.
12:43 PM May 17th
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You know how they say "don't drink the water" when you go to Mexico... well, same goes for using their batteries.
10:53 AM May 17th
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I'm not dead folks, just tired. So very tired.
10:52 AM May 17th
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Will Twitter again once I'm back in the loving arms of Mother America.
8:32 PM May 8th
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Gave up on the coyote. Luckily I found some nice gentlemen with a plane who offered me a ride. And all I have to do is carry this package.
8:31 PM May 8th
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I've been trying to talk to this coyote for hours, and all I've got to show for it is a handful of bite marks and more pee on my leg.
7:02 PM May 8th
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Overheard swine flu joke, something about Kermit's death and Miss Piggy being responsible. I don't get it. Kermit's not really dead, is he?
12:47 PM May 8th
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Hmm...all this time I thought a "churro" was a small burrowing rodent. Those signs in amusement parks make a lot more sense now.
12:43 PM May 8th
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Mission update: Looking for a coyote willing to sneak me across the border. I don't have any money, so this could get tricky.
12:31 PM May 8th
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Found a local who speaks some broken english. He tells me my best chance to make it across the border is to find a coyote.
11:45 AM May 8th
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Language barrier continues to present an obstacle. Tried to get information in a bar - ended up having tequila poured down my throat.
11:42 AM May 8th
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There are more Americans here, but I can't risk getting them involved.
11:39 AM May 8th
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My presence in Mexico can't have gone unnoticed. The name Oso De Peluche haunts my every step. The hunter has become the hunted.
11:39 AM May 8th
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Repatriation is gonna be difficult. "Made in Taiwan" stamp on my left foot has forced me to consider an alternate route back into the U.S.
11:37 AM May 8th
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Mission update: My search for Cinco De Mayo has reached a dead end. Heading back across the border into the U.S.
11:35 AM May 8th
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Stuffins is back, baby! Got my charge on and am ready for action!
11:33 AM May 8th
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Thoughts growing fuzzy. Battery light blinking furiously. Recharging has become a priority.
8:10 AM May 8th
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Names of interest: Cinco De Mayo. Cerveza. Oso De Peluche.
8:09 AM May 8th
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Mission update: Still no sign of Cinco De Mayo. Am now in Tijuana tracking swine flu, which I believe to be Mexican terrorist threat.
8:07 AM May 8th
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While washing up, I found "Made in Taiwan" stamped on the bottom of my left foot. Getting back across the border is gonna be tricky.
8:05 AM May 8th
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- Name Mister Stuffins
- Location Where you least expect me.
- Web http://www.boom-s...
- Bio I could tell you. But then I'd have to kill you.
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