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  1. Maggie Philbin on BBC Berks.... and suddenly I'm 10 years old again.
  2. Mmmm. Four hours to drive 55 miles. M4 obscured by snow. Everyone driving like eejits. Must be winter.
  3. Hmmm... heavy snow from the M3 up to the M4... for those of you who haven't had the pleasure of driving a BMW in snow - hometime, sideways.
  4. Whoa; thassa spicey meat-a-ball. Well, Singapore noodle dish. But same idea.
  5. @blowdart - Hey, just saw your tweet on your exam results! Congrats!
  6. Only in comics: "You have to get out of here. Your vagina is haunted." Charles Dickens, eat your heart out.
  7. Mmmm. The "working late Pot Noodle" shuffle... how come this isn't on Strictly Come Dancing?
  8. @danacea And how many people have said "taking the piss"?
  9. I swear, the next time he calls it a "parrah meeter", I'll smack him.
  10. @danacea Such awful shenanigans. Begorrah.
  11. @danacea Quantum entanglement?
  12. @brendajos I'm glad you cleared that up, I was thinking that "perpouse" was something kinky involving dolphins.
  13. @blowdart So signings in Waterstones in Oxford then?
  14. @girlygeekdom *scratches chin in WROX-bookcover style thoughful chinpose*
  15. @girlygeekdom Can't be you stealing power from our end of the room then! :o)
  16. @bizarretrillian On the chest of a slave, with the sunshine in your hair?
  17. @girlygeekdom Are you playing around with the lights in our office?!?
  18. @blowdart we iz in ur collider, pwning ur higgs boson
  19. @hagbourne Nope, nothing left for anybody that isn't sitting in an Amazon process. I've had my fill of Imperial Attack Buggies for one year.
  20. @danacea Only if you're getting in the way of our special BMW lane, sweetie :oP