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MisterMaff

  1. @jayfidz they're ones customers have sent in for repair son. Prob not gonna have any for sale for a while. about 11 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to jayfidz
  2. Just a small selection of ipads that have come in already. Gonna be a long day lol. lockerz.com/s/213252017 about 12 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  3. Everything must go. about 23 hours ago via web
  4. Insurance sorted #extortion about 23 hours ago via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  5. Struggling to lift bottle of water to my gob. Gyms done me in hard lool. 12:44 PM May 30th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  6. Propa fancy a pint. Fuck it, gym is needed. Extra unhealthy bastard. 11:00 AM May 30th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  7. Took a short cut to work cause I was late n ended up covered in cobwebs. #smart 1:12 AM May 30th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  8. Bit cooler today #lovely 12:24 AM May 30th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  9. Taking my contacts out with fan blowing in my face was not the smartest thing I've ever done. SMH lol. 3:04 PM May 29th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  10. Watching hangover 2 again, still don't know which I prefer :/ 2:15 PM May 29th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  11. @DJCardiac I know ye lol, I'll regret it later. 11:33 AM May 29th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to DJCardiac
  12. I'm downloading fm2012 again. Its definitely a bad idea lol. 11:14 AM May 29th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  13. Just thought, I've not been on draw something for ages, can't even be arsed to check it lol. 10:32 AM May 29th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  14. I have some r8 good ideas at times. 2:11 PM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  15. Might quit my job n become a professional dumpster diver #justathought 1:53 PM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  16. Might have an early night. Absolutely done hard. 1:06 PM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  17. Goin on treadmill was the worst idea I've ever had. Oh dear god. 12:32 PM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  18. Back to gym after 2 weeks. This definitely not the weather for it. 11:34 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry
  19. @lee190690 loooooool fuck off nob head. 1:53 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry in reply to lee190690
  20. Arrghh shieeet. My bags propa rubbin on my burnt shoulders #pain #burnardmatthews 12:25 AM May 28th via UberSocial for BlackBerry