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MisterJez

@MrCRTW tee hee ;) 11 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to MrCRTW
@AquavieSpa @QueenB_Belinda I am a forking idiot. 13 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to AquavieSpa
@QueenB_Belinda @aquaviespa hee hee Chinese is all gone now and cleaned :) 14 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to QueenB_Belinda
@MrCRTW should I add coriander ? 15 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to MrCRTW
@AquavieSpa awww :) 19 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to AquavieSpa
@AquavieSpa nothing wrong with that and not sad at all. I am there now too. Well mine, not yours. 22 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to AquavieSpa
@AquavieSpa S'up Lizbeef? 24 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to AquavieSpa
@MrCRTW oh thanks mate - now it will not turn back on! 31 minutes ago via YoruFukurou in reply to MrCRTW
@tinybluebubbles *claps hands repeatedly* about 1 hour ago via YoruFukurou in reply to tinybluebubbles
@tinybluebubbles it's a special thing. about 1 hour ago via YoruFukurou in reply to tinybluebubbles
@tinybluebubbles thought as much. Sometimes, more than I actually care to mention, I am doofus. about 1 hour ago via YoruFukurou in reply to tinybluebubbles
Does shaking your iPhone help with making messages send that are stuck? about 1 hour ago via YoruFukurou
Has @nbamford passed out? #BlameSolley about 1 hour ago via YoruFukurou
Lovely day today. Pooped now. about 3 hours ago via YoruFukurou
@CopyConsultant that's it, leave me to deal with the Morlocks... about 3 hours ago via YoruFukurou
@nbamford how much is the Watneys? about 6 hours ago via YoruFukurou in reply to nbamford
@KarenSeagrave cheers Dave, Flower, Darling, Katherine…. about 6 hours ago via YoruFukurou in reply to KarenSeagrave
@campbell_booth Jubilee Visit to the Royal Spa Town - bit.ly/N0exXv about 9 hours ago via YoruFukurou in reply to campbell_booth
@Jody_Lloyd @alison_graphics rammed and the kids singing was very moving. about 10 hours ago via YoruFukurou in reply to Jody_Lloyd
@campbell_booth on the Pantiles, Tunbridge Wells :) about 10 hours ago via YoruFukurou in reply to campbell_booth

Name Jez™
Location Tunbridge Wells
Web http://www.torped...
Bio Owner of Torpedo Juice agency, co-founder of @meejahub & @WKN_Networking & owner of @Stuff_Goodsense vintage shop on the Pantiles. Loves a beer & laughing :)