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MisterFlarpy

  1. To clarify my last tweet, the hashtag was meant ironically. Anyone actually using the phrase "health & safety gone mad" is probably a moron.
  2. I just tripped over a folding sign in the toilet that was warning me about the slippy floor #irony #healthandsafetygonemad
  3. The Gosport Festival website is truly shit. Not only is it covered in annoying 1990s Javascript quirks, they've spelled "Fay Wray" wrong.
  4. @SarahMillican75 I don't think size matters, most people are generally scared of someone waving their cock around.
  5. So basically, Jade is a pisshead #apprentice
  6. An affordable luxury product? Isnt that a bit of an oxymoron? #apprentice
  7. @hvcco I should point out that it was the same show encouraging its male viewers to masturbate the other week.
  8. Nothing proves the BBC's outrageous pro-monarchy bias more conclusively than their removal of Cassetteboy's video tinyurl.com/cpdvhvl
  9. Channel 4 are encouraging me to send poo in the post.
  10. Poo in a blender! Schoolboy comedy gold!
  11. Channel 4 pushing the boundaries of purile humour by attempting the world record for most uses of the word 'poo' in one show.