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Bought a grill, assembled and tested... still have my eyebrows. I call it a success!1:28 PM Apr 29thvia Echofon
What are the statistical chances that poo found on the sidewalk is human? I'd say 50/50. It was on a plate.11:55 PM Apr 27thvia Echofon
Okay this summer I'm learning to ride my unicycle. If you see a guy in a fedora and bow tie riding around... You'll know who it is.11:18 PM Apr 25thvia Twitter for iPhone
Bit my lip last night while sleeping. Now I have a beautiful swollen lip.12:15 PM Mar 12thvia Echofon
@slashfilm just wanted to point out I'm getting a blank page when going to the site across multiple browsers and computers. is it just me?2:32 AM Mar 4thvia Echofon
@TimOfLegend You guys are making Bill Gates money up in here. What are you going to do with your millions that you're sure to get by today?12:21 PM Feb 9thvia Echofon