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MisterCrim

  1. @TimCAD Looks like Dr. Zeus had enough of that bullshit. 3:00 AM Mar 11th, 2011 via web in reply to TimCAD
  2. @TimCAD Actually, considering Tepig's final evolution, you may end up renaming it. Don't wanna spoil much for ya but: Chibi Gannon 2:59 AM Mar 11th, 2011 via web in reply to TimCAD
  3. I'd like to think it's just business on his part. Makes me less angry when I see his face. 4:32 PM Aug 26th, 2010 via web
  4. I just realized that, as much as I hate him, I admire Glenn Beck's consistency in flip-flopping with his ideals. 4:32 PM Aug 26th, 2010 via web
  5. US v. England, btw. 12:35 PM Jun 12th, 2010 via web
  6. Wow, this is an exciting game for all the wrong reasons. First goal in 4 minutes, second due to rookie mistakes. 12:35 PM Jun 12th, 2010 via web
  7. After Soundwave and Sideways, I have a hard time trusting him with my Transformers. 12:28 AM Jun 12th, 2010 via web
  8. Shockwave is probably my 3rd favorite Transformer after Starscream and Soundwave. Hope Michael Bay doesn't fuck him up too. 12:27 AM Jun 12th, 2010 via web
  9. @websoup apparently this is an easier way to get sand on your balls than wearing a man-thong at the beach 9:27 PM Apr 8th, 2010 via web in reply to websoup
  10. I'm wondering if South Park is trying for a final season this time around. Already getting sued by EA and pissing off famous folks. Awesome. 7:59 PM Mar 24th, 2010 via web
  11. Even though I'm very healthy, I still feel like shit. I need to get out and do stuff. T'would be easier if it weren't so fucking cold. 7:57 PM Mar 24th, 2010 via web
  12. http://www.halolz.com/2010/02/23/wow-hotkey-fail/. Just awesome. 11:40 PM Feb 23rd, 2010 via web
  13. @WoWInsider Are these light pillars I'm seeing in the sky in the Icecrown zone new? If so, what are they? 11:36 PM Feb 23rd, 2010 via web in reply to WoWInsider
  14. Had a nervous breakdown last night. I hate the snow. 9:37 AM Feb 21st, 2010 via web
  15. My fucking tooth hurts. I hate my fucking teeth. 11:38 PM Feb 17th, 2010 via web
  16. Why is it that when I sprain my ankle, the rest of my foot increases in size? 9:22 PM Jul 27th, 2009 via web
  17. Torchwood: Children of Earth is even more awesome than I expected it to be. 3:52 PM Jul 23rd, 2009 via web
  18. Also, I am whitey, and I apologize. 6:30 PM Jul 10th, 2009 via web
  19. I wish to offer a trade of the rights to hip-hop/rap for the return of the rights to rock and roll. 6:29 PM Jul 10th, 2009 via web
  20. I would like to make an offer to the African American community on behalf of the Caucasian Community. 6:27 PM Jul 10th, 2009 via web