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Missyc113

Really?? If I can hear your conversation over the scorpions screaming "no one like you" you should take it outside! twitter.com/Missyc113/stat… 8:01 AM May 20th via Twitter for iPhone
Stay tuned for the verdict. I'm either a genius or I just ruined a perfectly good piece of Ellios. No biggie. Chili will eat it :) 3:58 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
Being seriously sleep deprived and emotionally drained can make you do crazy things. I just put cream cheese on Ellios. 3:54 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
Had a dream I was in a burger king commercial with Shaq, Tara Reid, and a hologram of Ronald reagan. #WTFmelatonin 6:11 AM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone
Sorry averyone. I got hacked apparently. I guess that's what I get for using 'i like penis' as my password. Way too easy to guess. 5:18 AM May 8th via Mobile Web from Boston, MA
That's a large paw! twitter.com/Missyc113/stat… 1:14 PM May 6th via Twitter for iPhone
@SGOFF14 Holy moly!! Goff is on twitter!! Miss you buddy! 6:51 PM May 2nd via Twitter for iPhone
I seriously forgot that Delaware existed. And I'm not trying to be funny or ironic. #worststateever 7:30 PM Apr 22nd via Twitter for iPhone
JennyJohnsonHi5 If your parents are alive and they were good to you. Be sure to let them know. It fucking sucks so much losing them. Trust me. 10:42 PM Apr 18th via Echofon Retweeted by Missyc113 and 547 others
I dare you to come up with a bad @johncusack movie. You won't find one. #alltimefavorite 11:04 PM Apr 18th via Twitter for iPhone
Me and one seriously handsome devil yfrog.com/kh55857673j 9:02 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for iPhone
I was told last night I look exactly like Topanga. Not sure if it was a compliment or insult. She's a beautiful girl but a chunky munky. 11:31 AM Apr 13th via Twitter for iPhone
Really sick of people taking my kindness for weakness. 11:10 PM Apr 12th via Twitter for iPhone
@PezDOY google it. It's all over the place. Barstool, deadspin, and legitimate media sources too.. Lol 12:11 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PezDOY
@Marc_Bertrand Any chance in getting Felger and Mazz's opinion on this Bengals cheerleader sex scandal?? 12:05 PM Apr 3rd via Twitter for iPhone
I hate when Felger goes on vacation! He probably has a raging Teboner right now! 10:23 AM Mar 19th via Twitter for iPhone
ochocinco Weekends are like an orgasm: It's takes a lot to get there and when you finally do, it's over in no time. Enjoy and embrace your monday. 5:00 AM Mar 19th via Seesmic Retweeted by Missyc113 and 2734 others
@markwisnes Excellent! Thanks for asking. My tan is fading though.. I want to go back! 6:20 AM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to markwisnes
Downward Dog yfrog.com/kf2ynzaj 6:12 AM Mar 15th via Twitter for iPhone
@daniahern I need him back. He's my baby. But if god forbid I don't make it back due to kidnapping or plane crash.. He's all yours and Pats! 10:42 PM Mar 5th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to daniahern