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  1. @britneyspears LOVED the show! :) 8:20 AM Nov 7th from web in reply to britneyspears
  2. The Melbourne Cup - the race that stops a nation and inspires women to dress like complete f***ing idiots. 7:22 PM Nov 2nd from web
  3. TO INFINITY AND BEYOND! 6:37 AM Oct 31st from web
  4. I find it HILARIOUS when people tell me - an ATHEIST - to have faith or, in one particular case, to pray to help me feel better ... 6:08 AM Oct 30th from web
  5. Alternatively, I could just get a belt that lets the person walking behind me know if I'm going left, right or stopping. 3:13 AM Oct 24th from web
  6. Next person to ram their pram up my arse WILL get said pram shoved up theirs, kid or no kid ... 3:11 AM Oct 24th from web
  7. Long time, no Tweet - this is what happens when you get old and can't remember the damn password ... 6:52 AM Oct 23rd from web
  8. Sailor Mouth = best SpongeBob episode EVER. 7:49 AM Jul 3rd from web
  9. PMS is a bitch. 6:55 AM Jun 18th from web
  10. Last night I dreamt I became a porn star AND got a personal visit from the NKOTB boys to wish me a happy birthday. Hmmm ... 6:23 AM Jun 8th from web
  11. Saw 'State of Play' tonight. Pretty good flick, though my nerves are kinda shot from all the twists ... 3:47 AM Jun 6th from web
  12. Just got back from the show - all I can really say right now is WOW. 8:46 AM May 23rd from web
  13. Off to see P!nk at Burswood Dome - can't wait to see what she has up her sleeve. Hopefully NO drunken mothers at the show this time ... 2:43 AM May 23rd from web
  14. Damn hiccups ... *HIC* 1:57 AM May 22nd from mobile web
  15. I might be a grown woman, but the mere prospect of a NKOTB tour Down Under has brought out the teen fangirl in me. Cue the squealing ... :) 7:05 AM May 7th from web
  16. Apparently my dog also has OCD. This is taking the whole 'like owner, like pet' thing a LITTLE too far. 2:39 AM May 5th from web
  17. It's official - I watch WAY too many crime shows ... 9:14 PM May 2nd from web
  18. I'm amazed I can get any sleep at all, what with my OCD getting worse and all ... 10:43 AM May 2nd from mobile web
  19. Listening to FNM's appropriately named 'Epic'. 9:03 AM May 2nd from mobile web
  20. Watching Faith No More videos on Youtube. Man, if I ever get my hands on Mr Patton ... :-D 5:38 AM May 2nd from web
  • Name Jade Turner
  • Location Dullsville, Western Australia
  • Bio Obsessive Compulsive Atheist.
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