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Miss_Ranty

Can someone please explain to me the point of non-alcoholic wine or beer? *confused face* about 1 hour ago via web
@nearlylegal It hasn't been adequately repaired in 7 years. Took her 5 to fix the radiator in my bedroom. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to nearlylegal
@nearlylegal We have waited a week before and that was in winter. She will not replace the boiler that breaks down every couple of months. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to nearlylegal
@nearlylegal The term 'reasonable amount of time' seems to be debateable. We have to call her every couple of months about the boiler. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to nearlylegal
@Eagle_Chaser I've been in this flalt 7 years! about 2 hours ago via web in reply to Eagle_Chaser
@johnnyfucksocks From looking at consumer sites, 'reasonable' is a debateable length of time. about 2 hours ago via web in reply to johnnyfucksocks
@Eagle_Chaser We have to call her out every couple of months because the boiler stops working. She still won't replace it! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Eagle_Chaser
@Eagle_Chaser Ta. Not quite as bad as that poor bastard with no running water at all! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Eagle_Chaser
@magicdarts @bear_faced_lady I wonder why that is? ;-) about 3 hours ago via web in reply to magicdarts
@johnnyfucksocks Only since yesterday. Her heating guy is on hols so can't come til next Wednesday. Will call someone tomoz if she doesn't about 3 hours ago via web in reply to johnnyfucksocks
@PrincessofVP @nearlylegal Oh ta. Is a week 'reasonable' to leave a tenant without hot water because your heating bloke is on holidays? about 3 hours ago via web in reply to PrincessofVP
Any tenancy experts out there? How long is 'reasonable' to leave a tenant without hot water cos your heating bloke is on holidays? about 3 hours ago via web
@MattBlower1 That's not the point! about 3 hours ago via web in reply to MattBlower1
Ok so it appears my landlord thinks it's acceptable to leave us without hot water for an entire week. about 4 hours ago via web
Yowzers that was a cold shower. And a rather quick one. about 23 hours ago via web
@rijohnstone She. Sorry. I couldn't see her sex bits in that pic ;-) about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rijohnstone
I am now off to have a cold shower seeing my boiler is broked again. about 23 hours ago via web
@bubblielass It turns out they were just having technical difficulties. I'm not barred after all. about 23 hours ago via web in reply to bubblielass
@rijohnstone He looks a bit cranky about 23 hours ago via web in reply to rijohnstone
@karensmate That's hilarious! about 24 hours ago via web in reply to karensmate

Name Ranty
Location The dark side of the moon
Bio I rant. I'm sarcastic & opinionated. I have a potty mouth so I get a bit sweary occasionally if I'm really cross. I'm nice really (sometimes). Where's the wine?