MissStaceyLynn
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Heard a man say to another, "You see the size of that rack?!" Blushing, I smiled. Then I realized they were referring to a buck on the wall.
about 3 hours ago
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Wow. That exhusband of mine has turned out to be the biggest horse's ass of all time. Which isn't surprising since he *does* have great hair
about 23 hours ago
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It's always a sign of danger when there's a lot of snarling, growling and marking of territory. Better get this holiday shopping done fast
3:44 PM Dec 7th
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I personally think that everything really *is* better with butter...except my hips and ass would have to strongly disagree
7:53 AM Dec 7th
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Sucky Monday filled with dread, with too much effort out of bed. 1st day of work makes me want to die. And furthermore ask, "Why God, Why?"
6:17 AM Dec 7th
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Want cheese on that? Sure. Make it a large for 20 cents more? Well, okay... How 'bout a vanilla shake? Sure... PMS makes a bitch go broke
4:38 PM Dec 6th
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Is it just me, or are stars hard to come by since the star complaint appeared a few days ago? ...Oh, I'm just not that funny? Well Fuck.
2:57 PM Dec 5th
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Watching the movie, Sixteen Candles. Why Molly Ringwald went after the rich guy over a man named Long Duck Dong, I'll never know...
9:40 AM Dec 5th
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Like stars through the hourglass...so are the favs of our lives...
9:44 PM Dec 4th
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I like to watch men in airports. As they go by, I give them pet names like Jimmy-A-Kiss & Mel-U-Later & Doug-Ur-Ass...yes, I'm that sick
3:05 PM Dec 4th
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Thank God there's Wi-Fi on this flight to keep me entertained. It really is the best thing since sliced cheese and dildos. But mostly dildos
1:28 PM Dec 4th
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Baby crying on my left. Check. Large man taking up half my seat. Check. Kid kicking my seat from behind. Check. Flight to Hell in progress.
1:19 PM Dec 4th
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If you show up on the Leaderboard, I'll probably star ya...Unless you're a Jonas brother. Nothing funny, entertaining or insightful there.
1:01 PM Dec 4th
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My carry-on bag for this flight back home is a bag of donuts. 'Cos that's how I roll
10:07 AM Dec 4th
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Welp, I've been at Washington DC, the murder capital, for 3 days now, and I haven't died. How lucky is th
7:24 AM Dec 4th
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There's boogers smeared on the wall in this 4-Star hotel I'm staying in. I guess stars for a hotel have a different meaning than on twitter
7:39 PM Dec 3rd
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If I had to count the number times this meeting speaker says the word "um", I'd say it amounts to the number of times I want to slap her...
8:40 AM Dec 3rd
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Me? Oh, nothing. Just sitting in this boring meeting, wondering what will slit my wrist the easiest...staple, paper clip or business card.
7:08 AM Dec 3rd
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I guess there's always *someone* in a corporate meeting who asks a stupid question...Look, I just wanted to know when break time was, guys.
6:04 AM Dec 3rd
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The word "God" appears in the Bible 3,358 times. That's significantly less than the amt of times "bacon" appears on twitter.
12:57 PM Dec 2nd
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- Name Miss Stacey Lynn
- Location I'm an Okie girl
- Bio Nonsense banter from a no nonsense girl. And I hate my ex-husband, so I've got that goin' for me
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