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MissShannan

I just bought a Remote Car Starter. This makes sense, as I get more lazy, as I get older. :) livingsocial.com/deals/348940-r… via @LivingSocial about 3 hours ago via Tweet Button
I'm beginning to think that when my cat lays on me it is not out of love, but really just feline disrepect. about 8 hours ago via HootSuite
@thebrandi I don't know. You probably should ask Brody. 7:32 PM May 28th via TweetDeck in reply to thebrandi
@TaoOfPooka Party Pooper. @madnessofDiane @JennSchaal @tiffanythecomic @thebrandi @participationmw @KateComic 6:23 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to TaoOfPooka
@madnessofDiane I'm in for the night as well. @JennSchaal @tiffanythecomic @thebrandi @participationmw @KateComic 5:23 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to madnessofDiane
@thebrandi Yeah. Its fun. Like catching sight of a bald eagle. 5:21 PM May 28th via HootSuite in reply to thebrandi
Yeah. We brought the fancy hot dogs this time. :) (@ Lake Calhoun - Thomas Beach w/ 22 others) 4sq.com/LCtFVa 1:28 PM May 28th via foursquare
Amazing how squirting mom with the hose will NEVER get old for my 4 year old, even though I only thought it was cute the first time. 10:50 AM May 28th via TweetDeck
@FrostGamble Of course. God forbid he nap where mama has her Xbox and snacks. :) 6:04 PM May 27th via TweetDeck in reply to FrostGamble
Thanks Cyclone Kid. Bully me into driving you around and then fall asleep in the car before we make it 6 blocks. Well played. 5:02 PM May 27th via TweetDeck
Fresh produce for our Memorial Day festivites. :) (@ Minneapolis Farmers Market Annex w/ 21 others) 4sq.com/KTEfJ5 10:54 AM May 27th via foursquare
@twindependent @cindyelizabeth the fact the mom is only "thinking" about pressing charges makes her a stronger person than me. Just wow. 7:28 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to twindependent
This is crazy. Absolutely Crazy. "Autistic boy has wrong tooth pulled teacher's aide" bit.ly/KjBuTD 6:55 PM May 26th via TweetDeck
@DeniseWBarreto Sweet. Glad to hear that the Force was strong with you. Congrats on the sale. 5:12 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to DeniseWBarreto
@myburgerusa It was like a little oasis. :) 4:11 PM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to myburgerusa
Amazing how peaceful Walmart seems when you don't have to bring your own kid with ya. (@ Walmart w/ 3 others) 4sq.com/LoeYJw 2:17 PM May 26th via foursquare
@funpantsmcgee :) Yeah, too bad the crotch is the comfiest part. Small price to pay though. :) 6:34 AM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to funpantsmcgee
@lifewithpants We steer clear of the display at Target otherwise the cart would be piled full of 'em. He'd love a Pillow Pet infestation. 6:14 AM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to lifewithpants
@lifewithpants We have the ladybug and the bee. They're the most expensive pillows in our house. :) 6:10 AM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to lifewithpants
@DeniseWBarreto May the Force be with You 6:08 AM May 26th via HootSuite in reply to DeniseWBarreto

Name Miss Shannan Paul
Location Minneapolis, MN
Web http://www.misssh...
Bio Stand-up Comic, PR Pro, and Mommie to Dommie. Do I really have time for this? :)