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  1. Im in tno much pain to even give a shit.
  2. @N3XUZ /pout
  3. @N3XUZ awww. Lamesauce.
  4. @N3XUZ do it, man!
  5. On the two chanels im watching, the SAME commercial is on. Lame.
  6. George! WATCH OUT FOR THAT.... *slam* ...tree!
  7. I pray youve heard the words ive spoken.
  8. I hate dreams where i get hurt or killed. I always wake up in a lot of pain. :-(
  9. God these gay movies make me so giddy inside!
  10. "My clothes told me I needed to talk to God, so I got naked and meditated... what else could I do?"
  11. "Im as reliable as birth control!" "Thats not 100%!" "Take it or leave it... :-P"
  12. My god im such a fag hag.
  13. Haha, just pushed my bros truck into a gas station!
  14. Poor baby... Ashlee threw up. No one is feeling very well today.
  15. Lulz, i love that after almost twoandahalf years and about seven lessons later, he STILL cant unclasp my bra. <3 XD
  16. Take me to the place where I can sleep forever.
  17. OMG! Cliff hanger fucking assholes! >.<
  18. OMG MONK NAO!
  19. Why are drunk people so fucking loud and obnoxious? >.<
  20. Monk season finale tonight! Yussssss!