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MissCritta

@laursvolta I'm going to agree with you. about 7 hours ago via web in reply to laursvolta
I have to stop doing laundry. I keep finding things to pack. #fb #warningexplodingsuitcase about 7 hours ago via web
robdelaney Rough day. My cousin Tony was diagnosed with whatever the fuck it is that makes you wear those 5-toed rubber shoes. about 9 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by MissCritta and 1589 others
@JDHathaway oh, hi, new favorite song. about 13 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to JDHathaway
@DanMar85 @missmayn I would never have to work out again. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DanMar85
@BookishlyFab my mother just bought those for my kindle. She said that I HAD to read them. She likes smut way more than I do. about 15 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BookishlyFab
jennyandteets Whenever I see someone wearing shoes that look like TOMS but aren't TOMS I just assume they hate impoverished children in Africa. about 16 hours ago via web Retweeted by MissCritta and 182 others
@PhanArt Tweeprise. "All I need to get through the day is an epic Tweeprise". about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to PhanArt
@flwrgrl1978 I did the same thing on my second trip last night. about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to flwrgrl1978
marcmaron I'm more ashamed of the poetry I wrote in college than I would be if I killed someone. about 18 hours ago via web Retweeted by MissCritta and 206 others
stephanieclient "I'm sorry you feel that way." -Bitchy Get Well card about 18 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MissCritta and 7 others
someecards DirecTV description of action movie sounds like it was written by your mom. funni.ly/KMZz3J about 19 hours ago via Tweet Button Retweeted by MissCritta and 29 others
@YEMolly time traveling again? about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to YEMolly
DougBenson If I were a baseball fan who never stopped tweeting about it, my Twitter name would be @SpammySosa. #FakeHandles about 19 hours ago via web Retweeted by MissCritta and 56 others
PhanProblems RT @Ray_ohm555: Can't vacuum without singing "I didn't know" #PhanProblems #pardonmedoug about 19 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone Retweeted by MissCritta
JensenClan88 It would make sense if the “Blooper Reel” on the “New Year’s Eve” Blu-Ray was just footage of you buying it. about 20 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS Retweeted by MissCritta and 20 others
@DanMar85 You know I'm your sister in Fat Tire love, so f everybody else. about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DanMar85
@BillBrasky2620 Thanks!!! It was so much fun!!! about 20 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to BillBrasky2620
jiggslikesphish There is no such thing as leftover bacon. about 20 hours ago via web Retweeted by MissCritta and 3 others
@Jackelope05 Awww, thanks! It was soooo much fun!!! about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to Jackelope05

Name Christa Martin
Location Alabama
Web http://misscritta...
Bio 1 husband, 1 kid, 3 dogs, a nasty addiction to all things Disney, jam bands, flip flops, zombies, and Tervis Tumblers.