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@Clareaux Wow - fantastic news! Many congratulations. P.S. Gin soon please. x about 3 hours ago via web in reply to Clareaux
@liz_fenwick Thanks Liz! Happy Friday to you. x about 3 hours ago via web in reply to liz_fenwick
Oh @ldnoverground, full train body advertising for a dodgy mobile phone company. Tacky much? #tffaiL about 4 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
@IdaRestaurant Lovely, thanks! We've actually booked for Saturday night so will say hi! about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to IdaRestaurant
@stubbleagent Yes! (I just don't put it on my profile in case my tweets get too rowdy and gin-addled.) about 17 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to stubbleagent
@benjohncock @lisetteteasdale *whispers* Me neither. 2:41 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone in reply to benjohncock
Announcing our lovely new list: RT @thebookseller: Bloomsbury Children's to launch activity books: [[Subs only]] bit.ly/KWAILT 2:35 AM May 31st via Twitter for iPhone
@benjohncock If I was a different sort of person, I'd be replying to this with a 'LOL'. But I'm going to have to go with: 'Ha!' instead. 1:49 AM May 31st via web in reply to benjohncock
@benjohncock Wasn't it amazing? I almost cried TWICE. And I don't normally go in for tears over TV, as a rule. 1:39 AM May 31st via web in reply to benjohncock
Off to see the newest and smallest member of Family @OhItsSteve today. As well as all the older and bigger ones, obviously. 1:36 AM May 31st via web
@carmelitaduck It's my favourite word too! Let's be friends! Oh, we are. As you were. 3:12 PM May 30th via web in reply to carmelitaduck
@JimSpim Your relentless optimism is one of the things I've always valued in our friendship. 3:10 PM May 30th via web in reply to JimSpim
News just in: diamonds are out of favour. Prescription strength anti-inflammatories, on the other hand, are DEFINITELY a girl's best friend. 3:08 PM May 30th via web
The word, smell and feeling of the day: tmblr.co/ZB3CRxMQcQn8 9:52 AM May 30th via Tumblr
Peggy Olson, I salute you. You are my role model. In everything, perhaps, except the hairstyle. For that, I'm keeping to The Princess Bride. 3:38 PM May 29th via web
@truongthomas You were right. Another hour of sleep would totally not have matched up to that. AMAZING episode. 3:30 PM May 29th via web in reply to truongthomas
@ChloeSackur @truongthomas But he was also the only partner who was willing to stand up and say what they were asking of Joan was wrong. 3:29 PM May 29th via web in reply to ChloeSackur
@truongthomas OH. No further encouragement needed. *fires up the internet* 2:27 PM May 29th via web in reply to truongthomas
@truongthomas I've just got in and was wondering if I should have a Sensible Early Night, but I'm DEFINITELY going to have to watch it now. 2:18 PM May 29th via web in reply to truongthomas
@benjohncock EMAIL ME. 9:28 AM May 29th via web in reply to benjohncock

Name Elizabeth Jenner
Location Probably at Bikram.
Web http://elizabethj...
Bio All skirt and no trousers. Senior editor (children's non-fiction), associate writer (adult fiction), executive drinker (gin). Maker of cakes and malapropisms.