MisplacedMan
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Just finished giving a speech in Japanese to a couple o' hundred nurses. I bombed so badly that the aftershocks will be felt globally. Ouch!
3:38 AM Oct 30th
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What day is it today??? Tuesday? Oh, Noooooo! White rabbit time!
5:00 PM Oct 19th
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One more day on the job,,,,then I have to work another day!
2:56 PM Oct 15th
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OMG it's Sunday! What the hell am I going to do with all this free time??????
3:32 PM Oct 10th
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@ Hey, That's the way the Japanese say it!!! Gawd you ought to see the translations.....
7:36 AM Oct 5th
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LOL@EMBRACE THE TUNA
6:23 AM Sep 29th
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I own a rotary nose hair clipper. I use it to shave my wife's pussy at night,,. The cat is almost bald and really doesn't like me very much.
8:44 AM Sep 28th
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Ok, so putting Gumby in a tweet got me one follower, and a fun one if I do say so myself, What will Darth Vader get me???
6:50 AM Sep 28th
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I am gettng tired of you asking me the same damned question everytime i log on to this site. Go get a life.
9:49 AM Sep 27th
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For some strange reason the Gumby doll I keep next to my computer keeps giving me the stink eye.
7:06 AM Sep 27th
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I will never play guitar as well as Leslie West. Damn that makes me a little bit sad.
What? You don't know who I'm talking about?
10:10 AM Sep 26th
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If I were Mr. Bill I would have kicked the shit outta sluggo; that fuck! Truth be told I would have screamed Ohhhhhh Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
8:19 AM Sep 26th
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@ You gus are awesome! Half sized fences would be pretty cool. It would make for a bit more flexibility in joining stuff together.
8:02 AM Sep 26th
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Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting...
7:56 AM Sep 26th
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Threatening to blast the computer to kingdom come with 'bottled air' is useless. Chasing the cat around the house with it is hillarious YOW
4:21 PM Sep 25th
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The freakin cat has seven different types of special snacks in the house, but I can't find a potato chip or jerky beef with my name on it!
7:23 AM Sep 25th
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I "unfollow" people for the stupidest of reasons. Funny, I follow folks for some pretty dumb reasons too. Don't be offended- you're special
7:53 AM Sep 24th
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This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife...
5:00 PM Sep 18th
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I like to watch the international news then speak gibberish in a foreign accent. I sometimes "quote" famous people in their native tongue.
3:06 PM Sep 16th
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Typing with your body at oblique angles to the computer is a heckuva way to get a daily stretch.
7:48 AM Sep 16th
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- Name David Rutella
- Location Japan
- Web http://www.thenyd...
- Bio I have a one track mind that's just derailed.
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