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MisplacedComedy

  1. Oxy Mo: Backwards Turn (whoe that one gets me dizzy just thinking about it)
  2. Happy Memorial Day! ...remembering ALL those who serve.
  3. Pick-Up line: "Yo.. wot's yo name gurl..." (only works if your plaid boxers are showing)
  4. Since WHEN has medicinal marijuana been ReNamed "Mayo psychotropic vegetable matter"? Call it what it is!! F'n WEED! ...damn hippies. LOL
  5. Moe: "My wife got me to believe in religion." Joe: "Really?" Moe: "Yeah. Until I married her I didn't believe in hell."
  6. An investigation of Martha Stewart continues.. Her recipe 4 chicken casserole states: 1st you boil the chicken in water, Then Dump the stock
  7. awe.. lil' monkey nuts...
  8. Sometimes ya just wanna go up to a person and yell "DOY!"
  9. Oxy Mo: Forgotten memory
  10. Pick-Up Line: Yo! ...what's up?
  11. Oxy Mo: Tiny Planet
  12. Oxy Mo: Hard Water
  13. Holy Smokes! Eureka's almost finished... like finished for good! NOOOOOO!!!! SAVE Eureka!
  14. Oxy Mo: Solid Liquid
  15. If something doesn't work out... Always have a Back-up plan. only because... Some people just don't listen or learn.
  16. Pick-up Line: Hey! I got a camera... wanna get naked?
  17. Oxy Mo: Inside Out
  18. @prfekrdumbrella I believe it's because American's are scolded when thinking for themselves & like being told who they should vote 4
  19. @CollegeBoi_B ...Uhhh, I can live with that.
  20. @mj_80s YAY!!! MJ! thanks!