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  1. 11,002 Things to Be Miserable About now has a free miserable iPhone app! Check out: http://bit.ly/2wYFAv
  2. New Moon will probably get an Academy Award... and then the book will get more popular
  3. Miserable Thing of the Day - Church... wait, I meant Church traffic... yeah....
  4. Miserable Fact of the Day: The 5 menu items most likely to contain parasites: escargots, sushi, steak tartare, hamburger, and pork.
  5. Miserable Fact of the Day‏-There are 38 different ingredients in a Chicken McNugget. http://www.thingstobemiserableabout.com
  6. Miserable For Protesters- RT @top007: Stem Cell Contact Lenses Cure Blindness in Less Than a Month http://adjix.com/6pex
  7. Miserable Fact of the Day - About 72 million birds are killed by pesticides each year worldwide. -http://www.thingstobemiserableabout.com
  8. Miserable Phone Call in the Morning- "So I found a piece of that condom in the shower this morning..."
  9. Miserable Remodeling- Empty space discovered in a home, handwritten (in blood) warnings of the apocalypse
  10. Miserable Thing of The Month - I haven't been here for 24 days now. Pardon my negligence of duty in making you miserable.
  11. Miserable Fact of the Day-61% of all felons are repeat offenders -Geek Politics- http://www.thingstobemiserableabout.com
  12. Miserable Fact of the Day - The global suicide rate is about one every forty seconds- http://www.thingstobemiserableabout.com
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  17. Miserable Fact of the Day - The global suicide rate is about one every forty seconds- http://www.thingstobemiserableabout.com
  18. Miserable Fact of the Day-During the last major flu pandemic in 1918, the first wave of flu was mild, but it ... http://tinyurl.com/d5yp68
  19. Miserable Thing of the Bowel Movement- You discover your toilet's broken, spill water on the TP, and slip on it in shock
  20. Miserable Thing for a Miserable Intern-Pizza Hut got a Twintern and is paying them! Intern=Free! I get no $ for this!