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  1. Follow @kesslerx 'cos he doesn't give a shit. #FF about 2 hours ago from mobile web
  2. Dear Santa, I've been moderately well-behaved this year. Please gimme laser eyes. XOXO -Naomi about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  3. ...Now accepting volunteers. about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  4. There's gotta be something around here I can smash with a baseball bat. about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  5. In my next life, I want to be Godzilla. about 4 hours ago from mobile web
  6. Naomi does not, under any circumstances, go shopping on Black Friday. about 10 hours ago from mobile web
  7. I'm thankful for light-reflecting under eye cream after a night of heavy drinking. 1:19 PM Nov 26th from mobile web
  8. Er...there. If there's glitter... I'm too tired for this shit. TIN ROOF! RUSTED! 10:05 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  9. If their's glitter on the front porch, I'll know I've been caught in an alternate universe's Love Shack video. 10:04 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  10. Glitter update: My bed looks like it's been attacked by Tinkerbell. 10:02 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  11. It's gonna take weeks to get all this glitter off me. 3:33 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  12. Sourdough Jack, yo. 2:33 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  13. Food. Naomi needs food. 2:07 AM Nov 26th from mobile web
  14. OH: You're like an orgy on wheels. 9:58 PM Nov 25th from txt
  15. I feel like wearing something sparkly. o_o Could this be my Christmas spirit? (My Christmas spirit is 80 proof.) 7:41 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  16. Well, that whole nap idea was a complete and utter failure. Too much awesomeness for my own good, methinks. 6:51 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  17. @rudeminer "blessed" ;) 6:26 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  18. Oh, it's time to make someone cry again. Only this time, it won't be funny. 4:29 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  19. Loves my curious kitty... Meow. 3:40 PM Nov 25th from mobile web
  20. You ever try to dismember someone with a wad of Play-Doh!? No? *Exactly*. 2:45 PM Nov 25th from mobile web