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  1. Anchorman damage: lost some followers, gained some... ended up +5 overall.
  2. Well, everyone, that was a riot... the msgs I got back were far better than anything I could come up with.
  3. Wow, this burrito is delicious, but it is filling.
  4. Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
  5. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
  6. It's so damn hot... milk was a bad choice.
  7. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
  8. I love... desk.
  9. I love... carpet.
  10. I don't know how to put this but I'm kind of a big deal.
  11. Discovered by the Germans in 1904, they named it San Diego, which of course in German means a whale's vagina
  12. Losing my followers tonight. Afternoon deliiiight...
  13. Oh, uh, it's the pleats...
  14. Little Ham 'n Eggs comin' at ya, hold on people hope ya got your griddles...
  15. I wonder if I quote Anchorman all night if I'll gain or lose followers...
  16. In case you didn't notice, Stan Lee is on Twitter: @smilinstanlee
  17. "Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident."
  18. "I have many very important leather-bound books, and my apartment smells of rich mahogany."
  19. @TheViewfrom111 I just don't think the Blues are nearly as good as they (and others) think they are
  20. On November 23rd when the Oilers take on the Phoenix Coyotes, @thatkevinsmith will make his first visit to an Oilers game at Rexall Place