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  1. I like Thanksgiving. You get to say pray, eat, greet with family, and everything goes well... at least till the headless turkey flies away.
  2. Criminals are always dumb enough to leave their thumbprints before leaving a situation.
  3. The term "later" is just another word for "never" these days. :-\
  4. @MonkeydudeCP It's your birthday? Didn't know. Happy late b-day. :)
  5. For the horror and irony, monsters always chew their victims slowly before swallowing.
  6. I didn't do my homework. I bought it on eBay. It just took me three years... that's why the teacher got mad.
  7. I saw a reality that doesn't exist!
  8. Don't cry, don't cry. You're gonna start a flash flood.
  9. My elbows are on the dinner table. What's the next physical abuse am I gonna get?
  10. Why do they call New York City, the Big Apple? It doesn't taste like one. Doesn't it even get rotten?
  11. ATTENTION, Follow @MonkeydudeCP So he Gets 1,000 Followers By His Birthday! He Is Having An EPIC Giveaway If He Gets 1,000! FOLLOW FOLLOW!
  12. Back in the 1930s, there was just one famous hero named, Superman. Now in 2009, there is like a million superheros! Hard to choose a fave...
  13. Donate $7.5m To Wikipedia? I think not! Retweet this and spread the word: http://wp.me/pbP19-v5
  14. @HeyyItsJulz Wtf is so retro about being in a hotel while being unaware of the people to own the room you own? Hahaha XD
  15. How come randomly throwing paint at a canvas is considered as art?
  16. Follow @bobonika1212, he's 1 follower away from reaching 70 followers and @Zigzag1994, he's 3 followers away from 60! :D
  17. You can't always trust people... not even yourself.
  18. Depriving racist people just makes you seem racist.
  19. @VeronicasBlog Cool blog. Visit mine at http://milionare.co.nr/
  20. Babies are too young to remember things. Now what was I talking about again?