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  1. I'm not Rufio. Do you really think a guy who wears a wig and has a can opener for a hand could kill me? #LOST
  2. @charlewis I thought it was because I steal your little toys. And trip you. And call you ginger face. But it was just my dad? Cool!
  3. First he talks about a "hole" needed to be filled and now playing for the wrong team? Ya, Ram is definitely gay. #LOST
  4. ...country? Jeez. #LOST
  5. I'm not Goth I'm just misunderstood! #LOST
  6. Wanna bet mom? #LOST
  7. "The Circle of Trust" has construction people and dead people. The Dharma Mafia? #LOST
  8. I could kick that 6th sense kid's ass. #LOST
  9. I need to loan Hugo The Time Traveler's Wife. #LOST
  10. Who needs Faraday? I can explain Time Travel easyyy. #LOST
  11. @danielfaraday Thanks for the advice Yoda. #LOST
  12. @John_Locke_ gave us the time travel version of ibuprofin.
  13. Chasing around @ClaireLittleton with a particle accelerator is tiring as hell. #LOST #Ghostbusters
  14. The only thing worse than an annoying dead person: An annoying crazy dead ginger. No, damnit, I won't give your corpse chocolate. #LOST
  15. I'm *very* enthusiastic that ginger is alive. She'd be annoying to talk to when she's dead. #LOST
  16. Cause: No one cares that I'm safe. Effect: Ginger has an aneurysm. What we learned: Care about Miles. #LOST
  17. I'm only the leader when someone isn't holding a gun to my head. #LOST
  18. Yes, I was able to talk to the dead boar to find it. Sadly all boars sound like Pee Wee Herman on crack. Very annoying. #LOST
  19. Silly Neil. See what happens when you sass Rose? Thats right, a flaming arrow in the chest.That's why I asked for the peanuts politely #LOST
  20. Dr. Peter Venkman aint got shit on me.