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  1. There was a bug in the urinal. I think someone peed a bug. about 18 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. Dear bloggers: I read your website because I trust you, specifically, to say or link to interesting things. Not interested in guest posts. 2:02 PM Dec 10th from Digsby
  3. I am the ice / I am the volcano / que sera sera / I am the bow and I am the arrow 12:07 PM Dec 8th from Digsby
  4. The gum in my pocket has an enchanting fragrance that keeps wafting up, trying to get me to chew all my gum right now chew chew minty chew 11:37 AM Dec 8th from Digsby
  5. @beatonna read that as "New Kids in the Hall" and was imagining Dave Foley Hangin' Tough 2:11 PM Dec 7th from Digsby in reply to beatonna
  6. Is "aphasia" the word I'm looking for? 9:56 AM Nov 30th from Birdhouse
  7. @krisstraub re: chainsawsuit from the 27th, way to make a vaguely similar joke to one I made 2 years ago, JERK http://bit.ly/8zvIdM 9:23 AM Nov 30th from Digsby in reply to krisstraub
  8. Thanks for all the nice tweets dudes :') 7:50 AM Nov 30th from Tweetie
  9. http://www.milesgrover.com/hiatus.html 8:50 PM Nov 29th from Twitterrific
  10. Emoticons are so hard to do in real life >x[ 1:04 PM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  11. Is a banker's dozen eleven? 10:09 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  12. @hotdogsladies We Seattleites would be OK with it :) 9:05 AM Nov 19th from Digsby in reply to hotdogsladies
  13. I take a top-down approach to eating a bowl of cereal. 7:02 AM Nov 19th from Tweetie
  14. @JonKinarthy I opened the wrong side of the pepper and dumped a ton on my eggs. They looked dirty but I ate em anyway, and liked it! ]x< 10:39 AM Nov 17th from Digsby in reply to JonKinarthy
  15. @nyckelplaya The Wii is pretty fun, especially if you like flailing around for the amusement of your friends. 360 has Netflix on it though. 9:00 AM Nov 17th from Digsby in reply to nyckelplaya
  16. The two sisters are downstairs watching TV. I hear one of them holler "OW! Why are you hitting me?!" They are age 23 and 27 respectively. 10:38 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie
  17. @earthtoerika I almost did @'s, I wonder if that's a person 10:35 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to earthtoerika
  18. @Sekelsky #yokatie #shutup #notevenreadingmyowntweetrightnow 10:34 PM Nov 16th from Tweetie in reply to Sekelsky
  19. My eyes always just slide right off of any tweet that's more than half @s, hashtags, links, or any combination thereof. 1:51 PM Nov 16th from Digsby
  20. @TheronJay Sweet! Hope you enjoy them! 4:24 PM Nov 14th from Twitterrific