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MikeyVader

ABDC never fails to never fail to send home the best crew. about 15 hours ago via web
@DannyMcH2O that's a real tearjerker. 5:50 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DannyMcH2O
Blah ^ infinity. 11:12 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
ilovepie84 My penis tattoo says "swan" but when I get excited it says "Saskatchewan" 7:44 AM Dec 6th, 2011 via Favstar.FM Retweeted by MikeyVader and 90 others
@F0RR357F1R3 I wanna go camping out in the woods & cuddle under the stars. A grizzly could eat me after I fell asleep cause itd be perfect. 10:25 PM May 24th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to F0RR357F1R3
RocheJasonM I own a Blackberry, but every blind person I've met thinks I own an iPhone. 6:06 PM May 24th via Twitter for BlackBerry® Retweeted by MikeyVader and 4 others
@F0RR357F1R3 damn that's sexy. 10:15 PM May 24th via web in reply to F0RR357F1R3
@alexandrobam Work work work, or Sleep. I try to pop on every so often. 2:44 PM May 24th via web in reply to alexandrobam
@alexandrobam Hi my favz web troll. Miss you. 8:01 AM May 24th via web
Wendys @iSuckOnCondoms :) 7:27 AM May 11th via web in reply to iSexQuotes Retweeted by MikeyVader and 27 others
Wendys @randomassfuck Glad you're a fan! 9:02 AM May 18th via HootSuite in reply to RandomAssFuck Retweeted by MikeyVader and 1 other
Mitt Romney kinda rhymes with Shit On Me, & I sure as FUCK don't like either. 7:42 AM May 20th via web
kellyoxford Truly a waste that the world's greatest minds are all busy commenting online. 11:02 PM May 19th via web Retweeted by MikeyVader and 428 others
@CodyTupper Boo, you whore. 7:38 PM May 19th via web in reply to CodyTupper
Some people only come out of the closet cause they can't fit in it. 12:01 PM May 16th via web
Caught a "straight" guy Vauging to Madonna's "Vogue". You know you love the cock, stop playing. 10:42 AM May 16th via web
Breaking News: Jay-Z approves of Tupac's Hologram being gay. 12:19 PM May 15th via web
I just saw 4 tampon commercials in a row. Then my penis fell off and died. It was a great penis. It's gonna need a huge casket. 8:56 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
If this morbidly obese stupid fuck pronounces the L in salmon one more fucking time at this restaurant. 12:29 PM May 12th via Twitter for iPhone
It's nurses week & masturbation month. I should play the lottery. 7:06 PM May 9th via Twitter for iPhone