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MikeyMadness83

  1. Pretty sure my Dr. saw Yoda chilling in my stomach when she did my endoscopy. #DagobahStomach about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  2. Oatmeal is like the San Antonio Spurs of breakfast. You know it's good but there's nothing exciting about it. about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  3. @DjTwittyMilk I'd rather have my face eaten off by a homeless man on an acid trip than sushi it. #SHUSHit about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DjTwittyMilk
  4. @DjTwittyMilk I'll go Japanese over Chinese. #HibachiME about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DjTwittyMilk
  5. @DjTwittyMilk you should be jailed for an admission like that. #NeverChinese about 5 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DjTwittyMilk
  6. Too bad snapbacks don't give you aids... about 21 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  7. You know, back when I was in that barbershop quartet in Skokie, Illinois... about 23 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
  8. @DjTwittyMilk pipe roll is good, but Waters delivers on all levels. Easily a must buy. #DondeEstaMiAgua 11:17 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DjTwittyMilk
  9. @DjTwittyMilk nah any good? Wasn't feeling the ratings. I'm all about Where's My Water as of late. 11:11 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DjTwittyMilk
  10. @DjTwittyMilk cops shoulda thrown their intestines back. #IntestineFight 10:47 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to DjTwittyMilk
  11. S/o to the dude from Hackensack who repeatedly stabbed himself and threw his own intestines at cops. #ZombieApocalypse nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Hac… 9:53 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone
  12. @AnDTheNNNN no Ferguson was murdered and she had a nervous breakdown. 6:51 AM May 30th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to AnDTheNNNN
  13. @CHearthstone @nycpsycho914 @slicvic116 #GayPornStar 1:38 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CHearthstone
  14. @CHearthstone @slicvic116 do you miss it enough to take some LSD and chew threw it? twitter.com/MikeyMadness83… 1:17 PM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to CHearthstone
  15. Silence of the Lambs spinoff on Lifetime?? Suuuuure 10:34 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone
  16. @NormanKerft dude ate 70% of the guys face and he's still alive. Real life walking dead 10:30 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to NormanKerft
  17. @MIKEYGERTZ I had to hold off for about a week before hand. But believe it or not they say the #hollingsworth are actually good for me. 10:29 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to MIKEYGERTZ
  18. @lepota94 @uberfacts @mikeygertz @mryyearns might have to get that amount for #Workaholics tonight. #BERNIE 10:22 AM May 29th via Twitter for iPhone in reply to lepota94
  • Name Mikey Madness
  • Location Tatooine
  • Web http://www.brazze...
  • Bio I got more buzz than Michael J. Fox playing Operation
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