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  1. @EnquirerDoc says he'd like me as a father: http://bit.ly/7bSiYS. Given the state of newspapers he must want a job you can't get fired from.
  2. Oral Roberts? Never knew her!
  3. @joereedy You have to give "Big Game" Jerome time Joe. My scouts told me Jerome will be great, and I always trust family.
  4. As a matter of fact, I'll Snooki-punch Goodell if I see him this week.
  5. Still think it's crap that our west coast games weren't back-to-back weeks. Two charters to the west coast ain't cheep folks.
  6. Despite the result, I'm very proud of my players today. Sure, they lost, but almost all of them passed on the in-flight meal. Savings!
  7. Think UC didn't do enough to keep Coach Kelly? Just wait til I work my mojo with Zim. He'll be flipping burgers with Corey next season.
  8. I can't wait until after Christmas so that I can finally get some decorations. 75% off? Sign this guy up!
  9. @joereedy What's the deal with ripping us for not having a practice facility? A true impartial journalist, like My Hobson, wouldn't do that!
  10. I'm thinking about signing "The Situation" from Jersey Shore as a practice squad WR. Need a bigger douche than Shaun Smith. Thoughts?
  11. Shaun Smith boys and girls. Character don't mean nothin, talent does. You know who else had good chemistry? Einstein, and he's dead!
  12. Also, I'm thankful for 50 straight sellouts! Thanks to all the suckers, I mean fans, in Cincinnati!
  13. Just got back from the city mission. Is there anything better than a free meal on Thanksgiving?
  14. RT @VladimirPutin: Vampires don't drink the blood of Russians because of our high rates of alcoholism, STD's and radiation poisoning. Ve ...
  15. Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and for the love of God please never employ anyone outside of your family. #classicmoviequotes
  16. See, the experts have us losing. What's a guy like me to do?
  17. RT @Adam_Schefter: Bengals 0-9 in Oak. Coming off two huge wins. Trap game. RT @nivek8181: @Adam_Schefter Oakland over Cincinnati? Reall ...
  18. Anybody know where I can watch Miami/Carolina online? Even though I own 1/32nd of it, I don't get NFLN. Premium Sports Tier my ass!
  19. @Adam_Schefter Who is the leak in our building Schefter? Whoever it is will not be coming to my house Christmas morning this year!
  20. I have been informed Pepsi does not make Volt. This is terrible news. Does anybody know of local retailers that sell RC Cola? Thanks!