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Mike_Ock

  1. @pattonoswalt sometimes i pretend to be you when im alone.Then i get overwhelming tendencies to fist myself. then instant shame overcomes me 7:35 AM Jan 28th via web
  2. @Mrjimflorentine FUCK YOU. you rock. 6:35 PM Dec 29th, 2011 via web
  3. @chadzumock love the hat bro, it'll go well with the ductape i got you for Christmas so you can tape up your vag.seriously,good show though. 6:33 PM Dec 29th, 2011 via web
  4. @CraigyFerg why do they have hubcaps for ornaments? 12:03 PM Nov 18th, 2011 via Mobile Web in reply to CraigyFerg
  5. Hey....fuck you. Thats all 9:48 AM Nov 17th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  6. @DougBenson @grahamelwood @standuplive sure,theres always smoking bong hits analy. Not medically possible,but hey..theres always a first. 1:50 PM Nov 13th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to DougBenson
  7. @charliesheen fuck it,just grow a beard and catch your own food. Hollywood isnt the same without you! PLEASE STAR IN MOVIES AGAIN!!!!!!!!!! 1:48 PM Nov 13th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to charliesheen
  8. @RMGduji all forehead jokes aside,you are awesome Duji, even though I dont agree with u sometimes. Have a very Mike_Ock! Xmas! :-) 1:43 PM Nov 13th, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  9. @SethMacFarlane I want to have your baby seth When it becomes medically possible.Ill even light candles,and im afraid of fire. #imacheapdate 1:40 PM Nov 13th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to SethMacFarlane
  10. @CraigyFerg lmao!! RT of the year. Jury selection and you wanna cut a bitch lmao EPIC!! 9:16 AM Nov 8th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to CraigyFerg
  11. @azizansari could you sound anymore like weird version of Daffy Duck?! #ifuckedthatjokeup 7:29 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to azizansari
  12. @DougBenson coincidence you follow 420 people and love to smoke weed?you rock Doug!! (public school really does work) #justloweredstandards 7:27 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to DougBenson
  13. @louisck 8===D~~ now go clean up. 7:24 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to louisck
  14. @joerogan COME TO SHITLAND OHIO!!! There is nothing funny going on here except the Indians. 6:59 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to joerogan
  15. @tylersconscious nope...no joke brother. He was my favorite comic ever...hes gone man...sorry. 5:35 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to Stupidnameyeah
  16. @JimCarrey what the hell does "boing"mean?!? Lol #uselesspoundsign 4:47 AM Nov 4th, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to JimCarrey
  17. @tylersconscious hes dead bro..died last year. 11:39 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to Stupidnameyeah
  18. @KevinHart4real LMMFAO at least one nigga in every hood got that tattoo #badlifechoices 11:28 AM Nov 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to KevinHart4real
  19. Life is hard for me too. I probably shouldn't introduce myself as "mike ock" though. #vaginathirsty 10:03 AM Nov 2nd, 2011 via Twitter for Android
  20. @808hunnie_combs calmate mija.....tu necesitas un hombre q te hace reir 6:42 AM Jun 3rd, 2011 via Twitter for Android in reply to 808hunnie_combs