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CcSteff
McCain isn't being respectful because he's a swell guy. He's being respectful because being disrespectful wasn't polling well.
08:06 AM October 11, 2008
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CcSteff
Sometimes I send him porn when he takes the laptop into the bathroom. I can almost hear his boner's anguished cry of confusion.
08:45 PM October 10, 2008
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badbanana
In a move of supreme chutzpah, I'd like to see Obama use his half hour of prime time making out with William Ayers on live TV.
01:11 PM October 10, 2008
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whereisryan
At this rate, Web 3.0 will be powered by a loom.
01:02 PM October 10, 2008
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Moltz
"Schrödinger's Hobo Vagina" was his lesser-known theory that explains how something can be so wrong and so right at the same time.
09:01 AM October 10, 2008
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nostrich
Oh jesus, the invite said "sombre", not "sombrero". This is going to be embarrassing.
03:41 AM October 09, 2008
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tj
Who has two thumbs and loves blowjobs? That One.
Wait, did I do that wrong?
08:24 PM October 08, 2008
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mulegirl
I'm taking this global financial crisis as the opportunity to learn the names of all the international stock exchanges, & the verb "to fall"
06:58 AM October 08, 2008
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seanhussey
Dammit! I was back-faving and I just @Mike_FTW -rolled myself at work.
06:44 AM October 08, 2008
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bcompton
I look forward to McCain dusting off the "that one" line when picking out his Christmas turkey back in Arizona next year.
08:19 PM October 07, 2008
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bcompton
If @Mike_FTW had agreed to a series of town-halls instead of this favrd bullshit then I'd be eating stars out of bin Laden's ass by now.
08:17 PM October 07, 2008
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jameshome
all of McCain's boating references suggest to me that he might be happier spending the next four years fishin'.
07:37 PM October 07, 2008
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FakeSarahPalin
I was actually in a helicopter above the venue just waiting for any of the audience members/wolves to stray off their cards.
07:37 PM October 07, 2008
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kellydeal
One thing is clear: Brokaw is one whiny, ineffective motherfucker.
07:36 PM October 07, 2008
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bcompton
Wolf Blitzer: "Stark differences between the candidates. Also one is black."
07:35 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
"Actually, I outsourced the not knowing to my vice president."
07:33 PM October 07, 2008
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bcompton
If you give me a long enough lever, I can move McCain's arms over his head.
07:21 PM October 07, 2008
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Moltz
Senator McCain, this question is from the Internet and it's about goatse...
07:21 PM October 07, 2008
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nick
Come mister Taliban, Tali me banana!
07:13 PM October 07, 2008
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bcompton
It must suck that all of McCain's heros are dead.
07:11 PM October 07, 2008
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