Mike_FTW
Apparently "gum-jawed redneck yokel" is an insult in Kentucky. @shellen Any chance you're near the police station, bro?
| At the horsefights. Hope I win back my money before we have to leave for the wedding. |
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| Flying out of Kentucky a little earlier than expected. Don't ask. |
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| @ezrakilty Your mockery shall find no purchase on the freshly tilled fields of my resolve. Asshole. |
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| Running. |
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| @Moltz and I just heated up some beans in the can. No fresh meme today. We'll try again tomorrow. |
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| I am surrounded by hot, sticky KY! Unrelated: I am also in Kentucky. |
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| @ryanchris In Looooville. What time my Portagees get off work? (...and how much time between that and their night jobs?) |
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| 10 minutes in Atlanta and I'm building a time machine to send a GTD book to General Sherman. |
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| The woman next to me is the reason headphones, and possibly Sub-Zero's finish move, was invented. |
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| Just as I'm commenting that the airport is one of the few places in America without homeless peope a Southwest flight starts letting out. |
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| @peterme Welcome JuMe! |
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| Showed my therapist Favrd. Her eyes lit up like dollar signs as she asked which of you were local. |
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| Was there an episode of Hogan's Heroes where Klink planted a mole? And wasn't he played by Joe Lieberman? And wasn't it the 2000 election? |
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| Turns out Gustav was NOT the mother of all storms. It's actually the grandmother of its youngest storm. |
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| The Google Chrome comic is ok. I mean, it's no OAuth porno. But it's ok. |
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| Somewhere on the internet there MUST be a podcast of a midget dressed as Lieberman inhaling nitrous and screaming "Put me in, McCain!" |
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| @cshirky Fair enough. My issue is not with Bristol. |
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| If your platform contains language about what can and can't be done to a woman's uterus then, fuck YES, this is fucking relevant. |
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| @cshirky True, but if I remember correctly the Republicans rallying cry was whether Bill was a man of integrity or not. |
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