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Pete Sampras looks like a guy with a lot of Dave Matthews in his life.about 24 hours agofrom Tweetie
I think we should totally respect people's right to watch sporting events on Tivo, after all HOLY SHIT FEDERER HAS A KNIFE!!about 24 hours agofrom Tweetie
In 1826 RIP TJefferson was the #1 trending topic for only a few hours until RIP J.Adams overtook it. By sundown #hotslavegirls was #1.8:22 AM Jul 4thfrom Birdhouse
Once you've decided who I insulted in that last joke let me know.8:09 AM Jul 4thfrom Tweetie
Take a moment on this Independence Day to consider that without the aid of France we'd most likely be Canadians now.
Fucking France.7:59 AM Jul 4thfrom Birdhouse
