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  1. I just cancelled our company's health insurance as a show of support for Obama's health plan! about 3 hours ago from Tweetie
  2. RT @halvorson Content strategy blah blah blah blah. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to halvorson
  3. I doubt I'll be able to wait until Christmas to trigger the 'RIP Rupert Murdoch' tweet i just put in Birdhouse; but that's the plan. about 5 hours ago from Tweetie
  4. @Moltz which is all fine and good until @Gruber shows up. about 6 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to Moltz
  5. @Moltz Hold on a sec. I thought we'd all agreed on P. "Vagina" Kafasis. about 7 hours ago from web in reply to Moltz
  6. @zeldman Sometimes after therapy I like to call my Mom during my bikini wax. Only one thing can hurt at a time, right? about 7 hours ago from web in reply to zeldman
  7. I just faved a joke about 2 friends getting divorced. I love twitter so much. about 22 hours ago from web
  8. Frankly I'm sad I haven't gotten a Mule Nog application video from my buddies @gruber and @amyjane. http://bit.ly/8iIw3I 4:52 PM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  9. Adorable Mule Nog application from @clamhead. The rest of you need to step it up. http://flic.kr/p/7hzB7M 4:47 PM Nov 22nd from Flickr
  10. .@drw The lazy and hungover made their decision. Fascism doesn't typically come with a courtesy call and a slice of melon. 10:35 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to drw
  11. .@drw That's not how I roll. Justice can't wait for Favrd to reset. 10:20 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie in reply to drw
  12. Hey Carla Fiorina, congrats on surviving but please don't confuse the medical access your wealth got you with an object lesson. 9:52 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  13. The only pre-existing condition most Senators are familiar with is inherited wealth and privilege. 9:42 AM Nov 22nd from Tweetie
  14. RT @dbentley: @Mike_FTW That Time of the Black History Month 6:21 PM Nov 21st from web
  15. Hey Lazyweb, please come up with the meme for which 'Boys II Menses' is the best answer. 5:46 PM Nov 21st from web
  16. Ace of Echo Base #starwarsbandnames 5:31 PM Nov 21st from web
  17. For the past few weeks I've been lugging bags of CDs to Amoeba and trading them in for vinyl. http://flic.kr/p/7hovQm 5:24 PM Nov 21st from Flickr
  18. The latest Mule Nog application video is by Mr. Jeffrey @zeldman. http://bit.ly/4RvDaH 7:05 AM Nov 21st from Tweetie
  19. Friday afternoon seems like a good time to make your Mule Nog application video on your boss's dime. http://bit.ly/4yjuth Just sayin'. 4:13 PM Nov 20th from Tweetie
  20. Oh, look at me in my blue beanie! SHUT THE FUCK UP THIS SHIT IS IMPORTANT ASSHOLE!! Read more: http://www.zeldman.com/?p=2774 #bbd09 3:05 PM Nov 20th from web
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  • Bio This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss; who is an asshole.
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