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When Obama wins your cell phone won't work in your car, at the movies, or while you're ahead of me in line for coffee.

@exdeco I don't see a need to choose. Plz press all.
Most importantly; when Obama wins Hillary will pack up her embarrassingly racist campaign and get the fuck off the stage.
When Obama wins your relatives will stop sending photo attachments from the one family AOL email account.
When Obama wins Locke, Hurley and Ben will finally find Jacob's cabin.
@richardwinchell Yeah, I know. Sometimes I miss doing production work.
@essl Smallville must be over. Isn't Salvage 1 on next or something?
When Obama wins designers will bill in 6 min. increments and lawyers will be asked to do things so they'll look good in their portfolio.
When Obama wins 3-ways will no longer be so awkward.
When Obama wins @essl will stop listening to music written for 14 year-old suburban boys.
When Obama wins they will finally start making pants with enough room in the crotch.
Holy shit! Printing a video from Flickr makes a flipbook!!
OH: I Just told my client that dwarves have big genitals and midgets have tiny cute little genitals.
OH: The stubble on my balls is starting to itch. I think I'll wax next time.
Twitter Hack: If you put "OH" in front of it you can say anything!
...and THERE it is!! Clinton drops out!!
I keep refreshing the NYTimes for the "Clinton Drops Out" headline.
http://www.dickipedia.org has potential!
Wow. That's not what I thought sugar baby would mean.
Please help @laughingsquid, who is new to the internet, caption this photo: http://www.flickr.com/photo...