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Mike_FTW

  1. As I’m kissing him goodnight: “Can you explain the Falklands War to me?” 16 minutes ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  2. Haven’t seen it. Probably won’t. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  3. #MerylBrag about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  4. Natalie Portman just spoiled The Artist. about 2 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  5. Celebrity Death Match! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  6. LOL! Billy Crystal made a joke about poor people! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  7. I’m calling it: Streep, Oldman, Scorsese. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  8. Elvis Costello looks like shit. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  9. It’s weird. Kristen Wigg totally looks like someone capable of replying to an email, right?!? REPLY TO MY EMAILS KRISTEN!!! about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  10. Your move, Jennifer Anniston. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  11. This is the worst episode of Glee yet. about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  12. When’s the last time any of these idiots went to “see a movie”? about 3 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  13. You guys wanna check out the Fancy Feast viral video together? about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  14. Sit down! He’s white. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  15. How old do you think Martin Scorsese’s date is? about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  16. Michael Bay is the world’s worst human. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  17. Ben Stiller Orange Dwarf. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  18. I enjoy Hollywood’s jokes about Kodak going bankrupt. Good luck with SOPA, dicks. about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  19. So they had the frog introduce the French skit? about 4 hours ago via Tweetbot for iOS
  • Name Mike Monteiro
  • Location SF
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  • Bio This is a personal account and does not reflect the opinions of my boss, who is an asshole.
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