MikeWrites
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Here in the wee small hours of the morning of this long-awaited holiday, let me be the FIRST to wish everyone... a happy Easter.
1:31 AM Nov 26th
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I drop off Twitter for three months and look what happens! Okay, well, nothing happens. But I'm just sayin'.
6:11 PM Nov 23rd
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@ come to DC and take my speechwriting class at G-town, buddy. I'll show you some secular techniques you can carry right over :)
7:49 AM Aug 1st
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in some sense, everybody's getting away with something
9:41 PM Jul 26th
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I'm thinking of starting a cult, but I'm more interested in being the object of worship than the leader of worship. Awkward!
7:57 AM Jul 21st
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Tonight's entertainment: I'm tying a dozen cinderblocks to the ankles of musical theater character Molly Brown. Watch what happens next.
8:35 PM Jul 17th
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I think I see how this turns out.
6:31 PM Jul 16th
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Thank goodness--I'm not pregnant.
10:51 PM Jul 15th
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Do white supremacists use KKKY jelly?
7:21 PM Jul 12th
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I'm twittering at 839 on a Saturday night. Pathetic.
5:39 PM Jul 11th
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I think global warming is just an elaborate setup to a long-planned TV special by David Blaine.
6:21 AM Jul 9th
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@ - I can sell this on ebay and we'll both make out like rascal bandits.
12:20 PM Jul 6th
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@ Baha'i persecution in Iran--trial and execution. Terrible! Comments?
8:05 AM Jul 6th
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@ what the hell are you doing? are you in charge of social media news aggregation now? it's all news all the time with you!
7:18 PM Jul 5th
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Knowledge is power, but a college degree doesn't make you king. Consider quitting school, kids. Cheaper and more fun!
2:51 PM Jul 4th
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Next up: virgin coladas and Lifetime movie marathon! Suck on that, haters!
11:56 AM Jul 4th
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Celebrating with a box of fine wine, a bendy straw, and cherry Pop-Tarts heated on the grill. Party with the futon delivery guy, suckas!
11:54 AM Jul 4th
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In hindsight, I believe it raises more questions than it answers when I claim that I got pink eye from a toilet seat.
10:24 PM Jul 2nd
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I can't hide my lyin' eyes, and my smile is a thin disguise. Ah, Bon Jovi, your music restores my soul!
9:18 PM Jul 1st
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I invite the prosecution to prove I was reading email. Against he law to hold a phone, is that it? this law is a POS.
10:05 AM Jul 1st
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- Name Mike Long
- Location Washington, DC
- Web http://MikeLongOn...
- Bio Preheat oven to 450. On greased metal pan, roll dough into golf-ball-sized cookies (they'll flatten--don't worry). Add red and pink sprinkles. Remove pants.
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