MikeWas
Dineen offered to make me a shake for breakfast before I mow the lawn... which means her milkshake brings this boy to the yard.
| My first time ever: http://rurl.org/qaw |
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| So where the hell have I been? http://rurl.org/psw |
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| at beach parking lot / difficult to find a space / emphasis on beach |
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| headed to the beach. envy me, people of the north! |
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| This is the candidate of change? http://snipurl.com/change1 |
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| If one wanted to start a hypothetical armed revolt against our government, the optimal date to do so starts in 83 minutes. |
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| kids in bed. commencing liquor run. |
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| I think I'd like to pilot a Viper. |
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| Wanting: Nap on beach. Getting: Conference call. *sigh* |
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| I am definitely allergic to my sister's cat. Achoo! |
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| Hillary: "That's what credential fights are for." http://rurl.org/m66 |
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| waiting for the sheeple to clear out of the aisle so I can debark. Not hard, sheeple. |
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| about to board only 20 mins late. *sigh* |
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| @critic disgruntled sheep are uncooperative sheep. Happy people don't incite revolutions. |
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| TSA needs to learn a lesson from Disney: long lines crush morale. |
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| If I wrote for the Onion: "Cannibal cult marks anniversary of ancient zombie sighting." |
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| every church in Tampa is over capacity. I guess we're just doomed. |
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| Even if we were wrong about the purchase date on our Canon Pixma, the damn thing is *definitely* out of warranty now. |
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| @gapingvoid you might also try this: http://rurl.org/llo |
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