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MikeTruesdale

  1. I'll never regret opting for being an interesting person over really really great abs. about 12 hours ago via web
  2. Can we ALSO talk about how amazing Jonathan Quick was tonight? Good God. 8:24 PM May 30th via web
  3. KOPIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1-0 #GKG 8:13 PM May 30th via web
  4. Anyone else go from hoping to leave some money to family & be remembered as a good person to hoping they trend on Twitter the day they die? 2:35 PM May 29th via web
  5. Had a few Shock Tops last night....Shock Bottom this morning. 11:39 AM May 26th via UberSocial for iPhone
  6. #FF @eileenmullane @jessmckayallday @helloanimonster @SteveGreeneCOM @TonyCavalero @CoGoPo @MattCookTweeted @bitchhumor @KTroseDonohue 1:29 PM May 25th via web
  7. Why don't motels come clean and just change their names to methtels? 11:06 AM May 24th via web
  8. I didn't want much American Idol this year but I did see Phillip Phillips castrate one of my favorite Seger songs. Sooooo...fuck that dude. 8:39 PM May 23rd via web
  9. I'm the best at everything I've ever tried. Anything I'm not known as the best at is cuz I'm always distracted w/new things I'm the best at. 5:23 PM May 23rd via web
  10. Hey girls, 27 is not the age to start a modeling career. Your photographer friend just wants to see you almost naked. You're a midwest 6. 2:25 PM May 23rd via web
  11. Government Hooker is trending. I dunno what that is but I bet it's just a synonym for White House Intern. 12:14 PM May 23rd via web
  12. @jessmckayallday You & Pawl should really just have a talk instead of all this passive aggressive tweeting. Also, Pawl's not on Twitter. 12:11 PM May 23rd via web in reply to jessmckayallday
  13. Late on this but I had to watch highlights after the game DIDN'T RECORD but the Kings are 4 games away from the cup!!!!!!!!! #GKG #happy 11:19 PM May 22nd via web
  14. Sometimes when I'm wrapping up a pee I can't help but do the Bruce Springsteen single calf raise. #intimatefacts 1:19 PM May 22nd via web
  15. Inventor of the TV remote dies. He fell behind his couch cushions. 12:27 PM May 22nd via web
  16. @lindsaystidham Amazing. Take me with you! 12:20 PM May 22nd via web in reply to lindsaystidham
  17. Is there Vitamin C in Hepatitis C? (Asking for a friend) 11:47 AM May 22nd via web
  18. I think its finally come time for me to start experimenting with mugging. 11:30 AM May 22nd via web
  • Name Mike Truesdale
  • Location ÜT: 34.09124,-118.362077
  • Web http://www.miketr...
  • Bio Hi! I'm a Comedian on the Internet. Sometimes in the actual, living world too.
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