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Mikestanley1

  1. RT if you're moving!! Watch this thing spread like HPV.
  2. “@JMILL44: @Mikestanley1 looking to get out and see you this weekend, where you gonna be Saturday night?” The Joynt. Sat. YFF. 8:30.
  3. Oh, @frilar and Clair are coming to @TheWindUpCHI tonight, huh? Weeeell I guess I'll put on my giggle pants.
  4. @RagandBoneMag thanks for looking out. Really happy about this. Congrats on the new endeavor!
  5. @RagandBoneMag c'mon. Hook a guy up!!
  6. Scallywags and lovely people alike, I'll be headlining @TheWindUpCHI at the Chicago Laugh Factory tonight. 9:30. Call for tix 773-327-3175.
  7. “@UberFacts: Couples bicker about 2,455 times a year.” Shut the fuck up!! I'm sorry, I love you, Uberfacts.
  8. @theeclarkjones sorry I stunk up the joint. That's for having me,friend!
  9. Chicago - @CYSK tonight. @TheWindUpCHI tomorrow.
  10. The rule is, if 'Stray Cat Strut' is playing anywhere, you have to shoplift. #ijustmadethatup
  11. Every time I hear "Babies having Babies" I picture actual babies in the delivery room having babies. Complete with a baby obstetrician.
  12. Gonna spend this Memorial Day the way I always do. Zip-lining into some muff... for the troops. #USA
  13. If I'm not following you and you want me to follow you, remind me to follow you. I get caught up in things. Just please be interesting.
  14. "I'll bring the hot dogs, you bring that butthole, Guuurl!" - things i'm positive Mike Lebovitz has said this Memorial Day.
  15. @BurbCityProduct @mikelebovitz @ihatemattdrufke @matty_ryan awww you guys are sweeties!
  16. Lil' Micky Ozark is headed to arkansas with the brothers @CharlieSaturday and @KennyDeForest.
  17. "aren't you sad you didn't go to prom with me" - chick at the bar to @KennyDeForest.
  18. Did you guys ever see this ultrasound pic of my twin sis and I dancing in the womb? twitter.com/Mikestanley1/s…