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I want my internet to always be this sketchy: 15 mins on / 15 off. Short bursts would motivate me, stop procrastination, half my screen timeabout 18 hours agofrom Tweetie
Have just booked a 2 week stay on a cruise ship. Ship will be docked in Copenhagen for the entirety of my stay. Cheap & sauna & pool = win.3:48 PM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
Arrived in Amsterdam. It's Christmas here: hundreds of sparkly lights. Time difference is GMT+32 days. En route to Copenhagen for #cop15.5:22 AM Nov 21stfrom Tweetie
This Moroccan spearmint green tea perfectly embodies recent binge on chewing gum, diet coke, and previously foreign work ethic (productive).4:10 PM Nov 9thfrom Tweetie
rt @Choire We'll remember it as the year we were all sick and unemployed. Just screw you, 2000-and-swine!8:32 AM Nov 5thfrom Tweetie
Shhh, must be Legolas-like lighted-footed when running upstairs for snacks at 02:15. Yes! Kitchen is upstairs! Garden too. No foxes tonight.6:16 PM Nov 3rdfrom Tweetie