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  1. Cancer Rape AIDS Crunch #benandjerryfailures about 11 hours ago from twidroid
  2. A-men. RT @mcuban If fans boo, just hit em w a 'who wants a t shirt' they will cheer for anyone about 11 hours ago from twidroid
  3. Just had a random fan at the #TWolves game tell me that he really misses seeing me perform improv at @BNWImprov. (sigh) I miss it too. about 12 hours ago from twidroid
  4. Chocolate Chip Dookie Dough #benandjerryfailures about 13 hours ago from twidroid
  5. Snoop Dogg's Gin & Juice Jamboree #benandjerryfailures about 14 hours ago from twidroid
  6. Iraqiberry #benandjerryfailures about 14 hours ago from twidroid
  7. Why I am done locking squirrels, rabbits & ecstacy pills in the honeymoon suite: RT @labol_25 Caption contest, GO: http://bit.ly/8I8TfZ about 15 hours ago from twidroid
  8. Mmm... Deliciously right. RT @cwethern Sex Offender Ice Cream. (Am I doing this right?) #benandjerryfailures about 15 hours ago from twidroid
  9. Dare I say 2 in a row? RT @liozzi On the heels of a win over the @denvernuggets, I'm excited for tonight's matchup w/ the @memgrizz #TWolves about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  10. #CanadianMyths RT @OnanRulz Fact: So many movie stars are Canadian because it's key of the takeover of America by the Lizard People. about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  11. The Royal Canadian Mounties live deep within the Earth's core & only emerge when a large maple leaf illuminates the sky - fact or fiction? about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  12. Fact. Some are corduroy. #CanadianMyths RT @KatieMoen @MikeRylander Canadian tuxedo's aren't actually all denim. Fact or fiction? about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  13. Canadians are nicer than Americans because they know their beer is better & their healthcare is free - fact or fiction. #CanadianMyths about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  14. Fact. It's a red sativa blend. #CanadianMyths RT @sandentotten @MikeRylander The Canadian flag has a pot leaf on it, fact or fiction? about 20 hours ago from twidroid
  15. All Canadian citizens are legally required to have a pound of bacon on their person at all times - fact or fiction? #CanadianMyths about 21 hours ago from twidroid
  16. For example: All civil court cases are settled over a game of hockey - Fact or Fiction? about 22 hours ago from twidroid
  17. About to interview Howie Mandel w/ @natalieakane for the #TwinCities @cw_network. Going to play "Fact or Fiction" w/ Canadian myths. Ideas? about 22 hours ago from twidroid
  18. Can you byte my youtube? RT @Desiree_norins Why don't you get all up in myspace & twitter my yahoo until I google all over your facebook? ;D 11:30 AM Dec 1st from twidroid
  19. Sign of the Apacolypse #26: RT @natalieakane Twitter apparently the most used word of 2009: http://short.to/yv69 7:01 AM Dec 1st from twidroid
  20. Sign of the Apacolypse #568: RT @accesshollywood Nicole Richie To Create & Star In Comedy For ABC: http://short.to/yv63 7:00 AM Dec 1st from twidroid
  • Name Mike Rylander
  • Location Minneapolis, MN via Minot, ND
  • Web http://mikeryland...
  • Bio Actor/Improviser/Writer, NBA Host (Timberwolves), Game Show Host (21 Cards), TV Host (The CW, ShopNBC), Passion (theoldarizona.com).
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