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MikeRylander

Sure, Tom Hanks' son. RT @CHETHAZE Say what u want, but none of this was given to me; we EARN IT! instagr.am/p/LMI0c2llzq/ about 10 hours ago via TwidroydPRO
@stephenfalk I feel same way about the first 10 minutes of reading @CHETHAZE's tweets. about 10 hours ago via TwidroydPRO in reply to stephenfalk
Stumbled on this: youtu.be/KxLQVw19DLg See, just cause we have the technology to all be filmmakers doesn't mean we all should. about 10 hours ago via web
@vazqueztyler PS: That's just her stage name she invented a couple months ago. Friend request this for the good stuff: facebook.com/KimberlyMarieR… about 10 hours ago via web
@vazqueztyler You into crazy folks, huh? Here's a crazy person I met in real life. Enjoy the shit outta this timeline: facebook.com/ActressModelKa… about 11 hours ago via web in reply to vazqueztyler
@TomHanksIsHot @jessicacabot @molly_kats :Pd: (*porno make-out emoticon*) about 11 hours ago via web in reply to TomHanksIsHot
@jessicacabot @TomHanksIsHot @Molly_Kats Umm, I'll like, watch and stuff. #springbreak #cancun #edhardy #abs #patronshots about 11 hours ago via web in reply to jessicacabot
@hipstermermaid Sext reply: "My milk carton of Goldfish is ready to get inter-species with your Teddies. USING OUR MOUTHS." about 12 hours ago via web in reply to hipstermermaid
@NewsCut Didn't know it was your B-Day. Hope you had a great day, Bob! (Miss hearing your voice in my car.) about 12 hours ago via TwidroydPRO in reply to NewsCut
Talking about sex with the salt and pepper shakers at the restaurant where I'm dining alone in sweatpants and everyone is staring. WTF? about 12 hours ago via web
@MrBigShotCB1 It was honor to help hype Staples for you & the team. How about we do it again next year? And win it all? #ClipperNation about 13 hours ago via web
FartCop Crime stinks! 10:50 PM Feb 9th, 2011 via web Retweeted by MikeRylander and 64 others
Whoa. Urgent #FF everyone. @fartcop (cc: @johnmoe, @robdelaney, @sgnp, @JosephScrimshaw) about 14 hours ago via web
@JosephScrimshaw @sgnp @johnmoe @robdelaney Good point. For my rom-com #FartCop needs, I prefer Matthew McConaughey. Hickory-smoked justice. about 14 hours ago via web
@sgnp @johnmoe @robdelaney My generation's #FartCop is, and will always be, Nic Cage. about 14 hours ago via TwidroydPRO in reply to sgnp
"You've had a stressful week; the last thing you need to do is read a ton of Internet articles about people eating people." -my awesome wife about 15 hours ago via web
Never thought I'd say this, but everyone should be more like JCPenney RT @Gawker JCPenney Responds: Gay Father's Day Ad gaw.kr/5KNl about 16 hours ago via web
Without oversharing, let me succinctly articulate the recent series of ups & downs in my life: uhanqbxSHWQHWB!!!!65X3W2!#$&!! about 17 hours ago via TwidroydPRO
@seriouslyemily Amen, sister. By the time I've figured out if I'm a frog or a toad, I've already peed myself. about 22 hours ago via Twitter for iPad in reply to seriouslyemily
Oh, @JohnMoe, that time you had me help with that @Wits thing that one time, that was an epic thrill for me. youtu.be/sHJUTrPCtPw THANK YOU. 6:11 AM May 31st via web

Name Mike Rylander
Location Los Angeles (via Mpls & NoDak)
Web http://mikeryland...
Bio Actor • Improviser • Writer • Host (@LAClippers, @UCLA, @PAC12, @10FoldEnt) • Former Host (@MNTimberwolves, @ShopNBC, @MyTalk1071) • Jackass (@WitstreamDotCom)