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  1. I guess I've graced Peoria with my presence long enough for one evening.
  2. Sushi Gawa ROCKS, but I think my wife would starve because they only give you chopsticks to eat with.
  3. I just got word my Pod of Horror interview went live. Enjoy! http://www.horrorworld.org/...
  4. Awakened by rugrats urgently pounding on the door. Why? "Dad, where's the cat?" I'm going to strangle the shit out of them.
  5. Good night, Twitter: http://bit.ly/13wgxN
  6. New blog post: No Nookie for You http://www.mikeoliveri.com/...
  7. @KentGowran They're doing the "I knew Clutch before they hit some commercial" bullshit.
  8. Today I did a total of 120 pushups thanks to the Hundred Pushups iPhone app. (Week 3, Day 3, Level 3) #100Pushups
  9. Fans bitching about people discovering Clutch via the Left 4 Dead commercial should shut the hell up and be glad Clutch is getting exposure.
  10. @Locnar1970 I'm sure it'll be Zach Braff and America Ferrara or some shit like that.
  11. @LordShaper Ha! Parlez vous eat your face?
  12. Then I'll buy the rights to Mork & Mindy and drop them in War of the Worlds, cashing in on both nostalgia and rehashes. GENIUS!
  13. Maybe I'll just lead the werewolf charge: The Last of the Mohican Werewolves; A Tale of Two Werewolves; The Werewolf of Amontillado. GOLD!
  14. @Locnar1970 There you go: Silas Marner's Zombie; The Last of the Mohican Zombies; The Telltale Zombie; Uncle Tom's Zombie. SCORE.
  15. @VanHalen1970 Showed the Wife that one. She's nearly in tears. Heheh.
  16. @VanHalen1970 HAAAA! No, seriously, gonna have to kill you now.
  17. @TriumphCIO Ha! That's Metalocalypse. They rock, but they're not dead. :)
  18. I think I need to write a book called THE DEAD THAT ROCK about a zombie death metal band and cash in on this zombie avalanche.
  19. New blog post: Roll with the Sons http://www.mikeoliveri.com/...
  20. But no worry, the pain has passed. I was roughhousing with the rugrats and caught a solid whack to the nads.