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MikeNightingale

  1. My brain feels like it is imploding
  2. 84 days, 10 hours and 17 minutes until Reading.
  3. Things to get - chocolate flavoured cheese, left handed chopsticks, and spirit level bubbles
  4. @tommcollinss Art of War!!! By the way, batteriesarenotincludetermsandconditionsapplyseeonlineformoredetails
  5. @tommcollinss Or do I? Reach is tempting
  6. @tommcollinss Wow, spoilt for choice - Tonight, Thomas, I'm choosing...BF2!
  7. @tommcollinss I don't even know what you have...
  8. @tommcollinss But yes, you can, it will have to be a trade though
  9. @tommcollinss You dick! Take, take, take, that's all you ever do, you selfish kill stealer!
  10. @tommcollinss I do still have DJ Hero, yes,. I really should sell it
  11. @maxjaggers Sounds like something off of American Pie 2
  12. Gretsch G5122DC, YOU ARE MINE NOW!
  13. ...I'm looking good, got a luscious v of hair going through my chest pubes down to my ball fro.
  14. Suppose Nancy sees me coming out of the shower and decides to come on to me...
  15. @tommcollinss Some retard on Facebook, man!
  16. @batdan0694 Drink your own piss
  17. Anyway, the new Vaccines song isn't all that great, sounds like a Strokes cover band.
  18. @kieranmarks_ Saw some br00tal kid say it on Facebook, man
  19. You may aswell have done a giant shit on Joe Strummer's, Joey Ramone's and Sid Vicious's grave's
  20. A Day To Remember, punk? PAHAHAHAHAHA!