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MikeLaughsAtYou

  1. Rob Lowe's character, if you can call it that, is exactly how I imagine him in real life. 7:28 PM May 30th via TweetDeck
  2. @Brewkkake He can't hear your pleas for affordable pills. 10:52 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck in reply to Brewkkake
  3. Why do people congratulate others on getting new cars? No one congratulates me when I buy groceries. 9:50 AM May 23rd via TweetDeck
  4. It's utter scum of the world like this that makes me mad. tinyurl.com/7mgesp6 3:33 PM May 21st via TweetDeck
  5. @Brewkkake You and me both man, you and me both. 10:01 AM May 17th via TweetDeck in reply to Brewkkake
  6. Yet. RT @Brewkkake: @MikeLaughsAtYou At least they haven't microwaved it. 9:28 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
  7. Yeah, leave a fish tank with a dead fish just lying in the kitchen. Makes complete sense. 9:13 AM May 17th via TweetDeck
  8. I'm fairly certain that over 95% of my clients are fans of Larry the Cable Guy. 1:05 PM May 16th via TweetDeck
  9. Issues with your site? Make sure to have the most tech illiterate and English as a second language person call tech support. 12:47 PM May 16th via TweetDeck
  10. I need a fucking vacation 12:25 PM May 16th via TweetDeck
  11. Here is all I here in the office: "blah blah Android blah blah gingerbread blah blah." I'm the worst geek ever. 7:41 AM May 16th via TweetDeck
  12. Of course shit has to break on Friday. Why wouldn't it? 10:04 AM May 11th via TweetDeck
  13. Number of times saying fuck today at work: 12. Not actually as high as normal. 3:49 PM May 10th via TweetDeck
  14. That feeling you get when you think you are going to get fired. 7:00 AM May 9th via TweetDeck
  15. I think I'm going to start counting how many times I say fuck or any derivative it throughout my work days. 3:05 PM May 8th via TweetDeck
  16. This job is going to kill me one of these days, or I will kill people. 2:18 PM May 8th via Twitter for iPhone
  17. Saying "my only concern" multiple times with multiple different things means you don't understand what only means. 10:38 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
  18. Writing the book "Religion for Dummies" and it is just one page that says, "Yes it is." Let the money come rolling in. 9:32 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
  19. We have clients that go by Sir, King, Crazy and Spider. No, I don't work for a motorcycle company. 8:50 AM May 4th via TweetDeck
  • Name Mike
  • Location Boynton Beach, FL
  • Web http://www.mikeju...
  • Bio I'm originally from Philly. I like to laugh, at everything. Including your misfortunes. I tweet about beer at @MikeLovesBeer
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