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  1. Watch me toot! Toot toot! Hee hee hee! You don't get THAT every day!
  2. Phew! It's been a long time since I fell into a hole created by some nuns. They're filthy witches. They burned my shin.
  3. I'm writing what promises to be a massive UK hit song about a woodlouse.
  4. At last! I finally found my collection of photos of beetles
  5. Why did I find a real human eye in my briefcase?
  6. I just found a chub. Yes! A chub!!
  7. @markhitchy I've not tried him with Ostrich burgers, but I'll make sure to cram a few into his stupid face later on today.
  8. I made myself a new friend! He's constructed entirely out of jute and graphite. He touches me and it hurts, but i keep going back for more.
  9. @leighsus Review this one (WARNING: QUITE RACIST TITLE) http://www.imdb.com/title/t... - It's not actually as racist as it sounds...
  10. RT @justinmoorhouse: BRAVO @tobyfoster - this is simply fantastic - retweet it retweet it I'll say it again retweet it. http://bit.ly/12VSkf
  11. RT @ShelfMonkeys: "Do you have any magazines with pictures of black people in them?"
  12. YOUR QUESTION IS IMPORTANT: RT @thehaiku: Please share this: http://bit.ly/15MQSq
  13. It came out yellow! HAHAHAHAHAHAH BRILLIANT!
  14. But seriously, .....what actually *IS* voting?
  15. Nobody told me that potatoes had legs! What the hell was I supposed to do?
  16. Heh - did anyone else just see Kaxy put Phelinia's suitcase under the diary room chair? She's gonna bite things again! #madeupbb
  17. RT @BenSpiers: June Brown (Dot Cotton) caught with 3oz of cocaine today after being stopped by police for drunk driving on a Segway at 85mph
  18. @BenSpiers I love synth sounds too. I want a Yamaha DX7.
  19. I can see a shipping container outside. It's full of men, who are screaming at each other. Something about money and medicine. Silly men!
  20. When I look out of my window, I can see an old man crying into a basket of irons.