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I made myself a new friend! He's constructed entirely out of jute and graphite. He touches me and it hurts, but i keep going back for more.1:53 AM Jun 16thfrom TweetDeck
Nobody told me that potatoes had legs! What the hell was I supposed to do?2:08 AM Jun 7thfrom TweetDeck
Heh - did anyone else just see Kaxy put Phelinia's suitcase under the diary room chair? She's gonna bite things again! #madeupbb11:02 AM Jun 6thfrom TweetDeck
RT @BenSpiers: June Brown (Dot Cotton) caught with 3oz of cocaine today after being stopped by police for drunk driving on a Segway at 85mph10:53 AM Jun 6thfrom TweetDeck
I can see a shipping container outside. It's full of men, who are screaming at each other. Something about money and medicine. Silly men!8:08 AM Jun 2ndfrom web
When I look out of my window, I can see an old man crying into a basket of irons.1:06 AM Jun 1stfrom web