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  1. True: 2:57 a.m. We looked out the window of our house in the woods. There was a gathering of deer. Unfortunately, I was the nearest fat guy. about 10 hours ago from web
  2. New CONFIDENTIAL: Christmas Memory 2009 http://bit.ly/4WZ0gg about 11 hours ago from twitterfeed
  3. Santa's bringing me SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS on Blu-ray. You know what that means? ... Pristine Grumpy! 1:00 PM Dec 24th from web
  4. New CONFIDENTIAL: Nat King Cole With Mel Tormé: 'The Christmas Song' http://bit.ly/5LgwNi 12:48 PM Dec 24th from twitterfeed
  5. Well, this cannot be good. The Copenhagen Climate Summit shut off Rudolph's nose. 11:18 PM Dec 23rd from web
  6. New CONFIDENTIAL: 'SCTV After School Special: The Fella Who Couldn't Wait for Christmas' http://bit.ly/7OwED7 10:16 PM Dec 23rd from twitterfeed
  7. Attention Fans! I'll be trying out a new pen name: Sharpie Waterman Durrett. 5:43 AM Dec 23rd from web
  8. @sockington the cat sez: "NOW I AM INFORMING YOU IT IS LITTERBOX CLEANING TIME do not make me resort to defcon two status." 4:37 AM Dec 23rd from web in reply to sockington
  9. New CONFIDENTIAL: Top 10 Least Beloved Christmas TV Specials http://bit.ly/70GdCN 7:07 PM Dec 22nd from twitterfeed
  10. Monday was the shortest day of the year. By dusk, my pants measured six inches too long. 2:29 PM Dec 22nd from web
  11. This makes me so happy: It's actress Barbara Billingsley's birthday. She's 94. TV's greatest mom ever. Have a lovely day, Mrs. Cleaver. 12:25 AM Dec 22nd from web
  12. New CONFIDENTIAL: Big Weekend http://bit.ly/8DA7SN 9:40 PM Dec 20th from twitterfeed
  13. New CONFIDENTIAL: Mikellaneous http://bit.ly/6Isw80 9:10 AM Dec 20th from twitterfeed
  14. Now going to do battle at the dollar store.... Pray for me. 12:40 PM Dec 19th from web
  15. So far we've had zero inches of snow in Georgia. To help morale, a neighbor is buying everyone shakes at Sonic. I'll pour mine on our steps. 12:38 PM Dec 19th from web
  16. It seems "4 people visited your profile at Classmates, Mike." Be still my heart. 4 peeps wasted time in a black hole. Use Google, kids. 12:29 PM Dec 19th from web
  17. Quote I Read: "AVATAR Is Like The iPhone Of Movies" ... What? Overly expensive and something I can easily do without? http://retwt.me/1L5TM 12:13 PM Dec 19th from web
  18. News item: "Johnny Knoxville Promises AVATAR Technology In 2010 JACKASS 3D." ... Ahh, Christmas came early and squirrely. 10:45 AM Dec 19th from web
  19. New CONFIDENTIAL: Christmas Cartoon Carnival http://bit.ly/7zDdv8 9:30 PM Dec 18th from twitterfeed
  20. Yipe! I may be begging out of the New Year's Eve bash. My Little Bo' Pee costume is damp. 10:50 AM Dec 18th from web
  • Name Mike Durrett
  • Location I Am Here, USA.
  • Web http://mikedurret...
  • Bio Big kid, husband, cat wrangler, writer: wrote/produced About.com Humor/Web Humor 1998-2009. My personal acts of heroism appear @ Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL.
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