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  1. New CONFIDENTIAL: I Got Nuthin' http://tinyurl.com/mkyyot8:07 AM Jul 8th from twitterfeed
  2. New CONFIDENTIAL: I Got Nuthin' http://tinyurl.com/n73ge212:05 AM Jul 7th from twitterfeed
  3. New CONFIDENTIAL: Big Weekend http://tinyurl.com/qdodwz5:05 AM Jul 6th from twitterfeed
  4. My doctor told me to stay away from salt. So the ocean is out this summer.6:32 PM Jul 5th from BeTwittered
  5. New CONFIDENTIAL: Video: 'Stuff I'm Too Lazy to Go Type Up #2: Small Town Fireworks' http://tinyurl.com/n43znn9:35 AM Jul 5th from twitterfeed
  6. New CONFIDENTIAL: Fourth of July Cartoon Carnival http://tinyurl.com/lt9ck39:05 AM Jul 4th from twitterfeed
  7. New CONFIDENTIAL: Epilogue: The Lost Fawn and the Broken Bird http://tinyurl.com/l9onhg2:04 PM Jul 2nd from twitterfeed
  8. New CONFIDENTIAL: Double Feature Kitties: 'Broccoli Kitten LOVES Broccoli!' and 'Who Needs a Tr.. http://tinyurl.com/lvhgh812:35 PM Jun 30th from twitterfeed
  9. @fireland RT Still no sign of a way out. I have fashioned a crude shelter from buckets of mayonnaise but I fear this Costco will be my tomb.10:34 AM Jun 30th from web in reply to fireland
  10. NON SEQUITUR on Facebook Friends, which aren't a bit like Twitter Friends: http://www.gocomics.com/non...8:59 AM Jun 30th from web
  11. @Lileks RT: Now watching Michael Bay's "John Adams." In my entire movie-going experience I have never seen so many horses explode.11:36 PM Jun 29th from web in reply to Lileks
  12. New CONFIDENTIAL: Mikellaneous http://tinyurl.com/kpdq9p4:35 PM Jun 29th from twitterfeed
  13. SPEED BUMP: http://bit.ly/2VvjVa3:22 PM Jun 28th from web
  14. New CONFIDENTIAL: I Don't Care to Laugh Today http://tinyurl.com/lzhuma12:35 PM Jun 28th from twitterfeed
  15. @NuttyNewswire RT "Bank teller recognizes customer as man who exposed himself at Starbucks http://bit.ly/p8knn" Must've been the stir stick.11:27 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to NuttyNewswire
  16. @Lileks RT: Off to get another 20 bags of cedar mulch. It would have been easier to buy logs and rent some beavers.11:24 AM Jun 27th from web in reply to Lileks
  17. I'm considering changing my name. So far, the only one untaken is Photos of Food Durrett. ... I'll ask my wife, Dessert Durrett....10:59 AM Jun 27th from web
  18. New CONFIDENTIAL: Meanwhile... http://tinyurl.com/qoypgq7:05 AM Jun 27th from twitterfeed
  19. Love it!... @WH2H_Radio RT: "@MikeDurrett WHAT? You've lost your moat-con-troll??"10:01 AM Jun 26th from web
  20. I've noticed my recent, unprecedented usage of the contraction: "shan't." What's next? A top hat and ascot?9:12 AM Jun 26th from web
  • Name Mike Durrett
  • Location I Am Here, USA.
  • Web http://mikedurret...
  • Bio Big kid, husband, cat wrangler, writer: wrote/produced About.com Humor/Web Humor 1998-2009. My personal acts of heroism appear @ Mike Durrett: CONFIDENTIAL.
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