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  1. I bought a Christmas CD and a robot today.about 3 hours ago from mobile web
  2. I buy Christmas CDs everywhere I goabout 5 hours ago from mobile web
  3. T5:29 PM Jul 1st from mobile web
  4. My least favorite Garbage Pail Kid was the one that reminded me of my own mortality.4:40 PM Jul 1st from mobile web
  5. Is it bad if sleeping is your favorite thing?11:38 AM Jun 30th from mobile web
  6. Children in print ads always wear such nice sweater vests.3:12 PM Jun 28th from mobile web
  7. Someone's knocking off celebrities.9:36 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
  8. Holy Shit! Billy Mays died! Sleep, sweet Prince. Pitch Oxyclean to the angels.9:29 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
  9. Blanche was the sexy one, right?9:25 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
  10. Why am I tempted to buy foreign video games when I hate PAL?8:56 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
  11. Tired and don't want to be funny now8:19 AM Jun 28th from mobile web
  12. I bet trainrobbers don't get much anymore7:37 AM Jun 28th from web
  13. British Comedy Fans: TimeOut London listing for my show Thursday: http://bit.ly/CYNPy5:37 PM Jun 26th from web
  14. Also for Farrah: "NY Post: Faucet Turned Off"6:02 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  15. Best MJ headline: Alex Baze: "Stopped. Got Enough."5:58 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  16. What's tomorrow's NY Post Michael Jackson headline5:37 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  17. From Grubard: Jackson 45:37 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  18. Off To Neverland?5:36 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  19. King Of Popped?5:36 PM Jun 25th from mobile web
  20. It's weird seeing people with Green For Iran pictures Twittering "It's Monday Morning, Why Am I Not Stoned?"7:00 AM Jun 22nd from web
  • Name MikeDrucker
  • Location New York City
  • Web http://www.drucke...
  • Bio Comedian and writer, but not the last two.
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