Listening to some sic shit. @NPa_ ... you're a bad mother fucker, yo.

In a bed. Vicks VapoRub. Orange juice. fml.

99 Problems

dotdotdot think i have a cold :/

fmmfl

Practice! Thanks. :-) "Magnet(s) Twen/ty Four Sev/en". New shit. Soon.

There's no one like you, Scooter Ward. Thank you for your words. Cold. Forever.

FML

Time stamp. fml.

Listening (on repeat) to Deftones' "Engine No. 9". I've absolutely made up my mind. I'm coming home.

Actually...nah. Not tonight. That shit is for the birds. Tomorrow can be the same. OJ + Blue Dream.

Round 2

It took longer than 5 minutes. This happened @ 3:13.

In about 5 minutes or less, I am going to make a complete ass out of myself. This is my time document. fml. srsly.

K, I'm done for now. I think. Can barely walk str8, yo.

...especially @jordynjackson. O man o man o man. I'm completely wasted. Jordee...I wish I was there. There. There. There.

I'm typing out-loud. I like to reread these when I'm sober- which is not quite often btw. Twitter's fun. I hope I'm not waking anyone up ...

So...I'm @ KC's again. Megan was here. dotdotdot. There's just something about that girl that trips me the fuck out.

fml

I just ate a very very very very (I think) very very very very very very very very old ass frozen ass microwave burrito.