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MikeAshleyLies

  1. The many faces of Ben gifboom.com/x/0c21d392 11:54 AM May 15th via GifBoom App
  2. Follow me @bigchrisholt from now on Rasclarts. 1:26 AM May 13th via Twitter for Android
  3. Haha, get down Walcott. 1:47 PM Apr 16th via Silver Bird
  4. @A_barnewell cheers 10:50 PM Apr 15th via Twitter for Android in reply to A_barnewell
  5. Sunrise instagr.am/p/JbhLgdNHmX/ 11:19 PM Apr 14th via Instagram
  6. Follow me @bigchrisholt from now on. As much as I can't stand the bloke, Ashley has corrected his major mistakes. Name just looks daft now. 9:07 PM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  7. Hart concedes. Krul for the golden gloves. 6:35 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  8. I'd love to see real time odds on the electronic scoreboards @ladrokes carrol to hit target 10-1. 6:08 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  9. @toonlowdown I'll keep faith then. 6:04 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android in reply to toonlowdown
  10. Scouse womenfolk more foul mouthed than their blokes. Hurting my delicate ears. 5:59 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  11. Has Carroll scored 2 in a row for the dippers before? 5:56 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  12. Scousers singing "racist bastard' in praise of Suarez. Scum. 5:55 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  13. Nowhere to hide Andy. 5:37 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  14. Pub full of bin dippers. Cannit trust them to do owt right. Sort it out KKKenny. 5:36 AM Apr 14th via Twitter for Android
  15. Love the Rosie after a win. 9:43 AM Apr 9th via Twitter for Android
  16. No Lincoln Log in me sock drawer :( 4:26 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android
  17. Fitta happier by Quakers, recommended to the hip hop heads open.spotify.com/track/4mz0C4Op… 4:25 AM Apr 8th via Twitter for Android
  18. I just hope we can keep hold of perch next season. 8:06 AM Apr 1st via Twitter for Android