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MoreSarcasmCop: "Sir, what's in the bottle?" Me: "It's water." Cop: "Sir, this is wine." Me: "What? Oh, that damn Jesus! He did it again!"2:23 PM May 29thvia webRetweeted by Midniteakamr420 and 2682 others